Hot Dog Mess

Demmy would like to know why I haven’t turned off the UK’s heatwave yet. 🥵

Close up of the face of a fawny French Bulldog with her tongue blepping out to the side.

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The chair guardian

I guess it’s sweet that the dog has decided that I’m not to leave my home office without her noticing.

But when the naps right behind my wheelie chair I worry she’s going to get her paws run over!

A fawn-coloured French Bulldog lies on a laminate floor against the feet of an office chair.

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Yodawg

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm.”

A fawn-coloured French Bulldog wrapped in a blanket in a way reminiscent of robes. This, combined with her wrinkled features, makes her look a little like Yoda.

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Rubberdogging

Rubberdogging, verb: attempting to invent a solution to a technical problem by explaining it out loud to a pet. From “rubberducking”, the practice of doing so to an inanimate object, and “dog walking”.

Dan, a white man with a goatee beard and a blue ponytail, looks thoughtful as he crouches on a footpath near a fawn-coloured French Bulldog.

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Thames Path 7

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New friends – obscure sights – the group divides – clear and present danger – an accident of geography – interest in bridges

2026 has not been an easy one so far. Work challenges, family challenges and my frickin’ house flooding have combined to make everything a bit overwhelming and hard to cope with.

So when we got a sunny Sunday, on a weekend in late April when (thanks to having found a long-term rental) we didn’t have to move between short-term lets, I cajoled Dan into once again acting as my support driver so I could walk some more of the Thames Path.

Dan and the smaller child joined me for the first couple of miles from Abingdon, which was nice.

My partner Ruth’s mission to walk the entire length of the Thames Path1 continued recently, and I still love “going on on” her journey – even the parts I wasn’t present for – through her blog posts.

If you too might enjoy blog-spectating this slowest-possible-walk along the length of the River Thames, you can catch-up on the backlog and subscribe for the next one, whenever that happens!

Footnotes

1 She’s doing the walk in many, tiny, and disparate instalments. By her own estimates she’s achieving about 50 metres per day, when averaged over her entire effort. This makes her only marginally faster than the 40 metres per day of the faster parts of the Greenland Ice Sheet, which I guess means that her progress is literally glacial in its speed.

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Note #29064

How kind of the humans who constructed this sofa to leave a perfect dog-shaped nest in-between the cushions. Our pupper is appreciative.

A satisfied but sleepy-looking fawn-coloured French Bulldog lies on a blanket that's slipping into the crack between two sofa seat cushions, forming a nest around her torso. Her legs hang, crossed, off the front of the sofa.

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Dan Q found GCBMA9M #03 Northmoor Loop

This checkin to GCBMA9M #03 Northmoor Loop reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs.

QEF when the GPSr dropped me right on it.

A lamb hides behind a sheep in a grassy field.

The dog complained that I wouldn’t let her go play with the lambs while I retrieved the cache – the playful pup can’t understand why I wouldn’t let her try to make friends with them!

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Dan Q found GCBMA4C #01 Northmoor Loop

This checkin to GCBMA4C #01 Northmoor Loop reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs.

In the second hiding place I tied, and the evidence suggests I’m not the first to make my mistake. I dipped into this series on release day from the other “side”; now I’ve returned (with my geopup pal) to do more of the loop! TFTC.

Standing in a field on the outskirts of a rural village, Dan - a white man with a goatee beard , with a dog's lead hung around his shoulders - throws a thumbs-up.

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Woof! Burglars!

The dog is concerned. Why, despite all her warnings, am I still letting these men take all of our (surviving) furniture?

A French Bulldog sits on a lawn outside a house where a removals company is loading furniture into a van.

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Surprise Pig

It’s my final day in the cute garden office of the AirBnB we’re living in, this week, and every time I step through the door I catch a glimpse of our small, sandy-coloured dog squatting in the garden.

Except the dog isn’t even here. My brain keeps getting tricked…  by this statue of a pig:

F-Day plus 35

It’s F-Day plus 35, and I’m spending a few hours working in the habitable part of our flood-damaged house while I’m “between” two AirBnBs.

The dog, who doesn’t normally get to come upstairs, is sitting with me on the landing. Except she also wants to keep an eye on what’s happening downstairs.

The result? Her back legs are sitting and her front legs are standing as she peers blepfully down the stairs.

A champagne-coloured French Bulldog wearing a teal harness is on the top step of a cream-carpeted staircase. Her hind legs are folded so her bottom sits on the top step, but her forelegs are extended so she's standing on the one below. Her tongue is out in a full blep.

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Note #28424

One last outing for the dog and I along the Cotswold lane we’ve been living on, before we move to different temporary accommodation tomorrow.

French Bulldog stands patiently in the centre of a potholed rural single track lane.

We’re hoping soon to no-longer have to move every week or two, but we’re not at that point yet.

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