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Tag: coffee

  • I descaled the coffee machine yesterday. We live in an exceptionally hard-water area and this maintenance was long overdue.

    This morning I turned the machine on and something felt unfamiliar and wrong. I couldn't put my finger on what, until I realised...

    ...I'd gotten so-used to seeing the "descaling needed" light illuminated that I'd subconsciously forgotten that it wasn't supposed to be always-lit! Turns out that a warning left long enough becomes not just invisible but normalised!

    (Next, maybe I should do something about the 'check engine' light in the car. It's been on for a while too...)

    Full image of Close-up of the buttons on an automatic/beans-to-cup coffee machine.
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    Close-up of the buttons on an automatic/beans-to-cup coffee machine.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 September, 2026
  • Some mornings... you just gotta make a whole damn litre of coffee.

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    (for iced coffee purposes, of course; and definitely not just for me!)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 June, 2026
  • Iced coffee and air con. Possibly the only things that'll keep me sane, working in the UK's current heatwave (especially with the schools closed and kids sent home!).

    Full image of Dan, a white man with a small beard and a blue ponytail, holds a pint if iced coffee on front of a residential portable air conditioner unit.
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    Dan, a white man with a small beard and a blue ponytail, holds a pint if iced coffee on front of a residential portable air conditioner unit.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 June, 2026
  • Image representing post: The Commute (Chicory House Edition)

    My "commute" since moving to the Chicory House isn't much longer than it is at our regular home, but it does involve going outside. Want to see?

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 21 April, 2026
  • As if I hadn't suffered enough "flood damage" this year, I started my first workday since rebuilding my home office setup - hour the first time in months! - in our rental... by pouring a cup of coffee into my keyboard. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    Full image of A desktop computer keyboard inverted over a kitchen sink, with many of its keycaps scattered around.
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    A desktop computer keyboard inverted over a kitchen sink, with many of its keycaps scattered around.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 16 April, 2026
  • Somebody should make a tea cosy but to fit a cafetiere.

    That sounds like a great idea.

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    • posted 19 March, 2026
  • Turtle-graphics illustration of a yellow window made of four rectangular quarters, with a triangular mountain peak visible through it with its peak at the centre of the window.

    How I Learned the Pythagorean Theorem

    I clearly remember the day I first learned the Pythagorean theorem, because I had a problem I wanted to solve and a practical application that I wanted to use it on. Let's re-create the experience, and see if I can take any lessons about how to support my kids in their own mathematical journeys.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (871 words)

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    • posted 13 November, 2025
  • Composite of four images of Dan, a white man with long hair and a beard. He's wearing a hoodie with a picture of Fluttershy (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) wearing the iconic armour from the Elder Scrolls: Skyrim video game. In each of the four pictures he's wearing a different hat: a rainbow-striped bandana, a blackcap with the word 'GEEK' on the front in white lettering, a warm furry hat, and a purple woolen hat with a "Woo" logo.

    Ten Pointless Facts About Me

    A 'ten questions about yourself' quiz is circulating the blogosphere, and I figured I'd join in (and wear four different hats, in the process).

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1662 words)

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    • posted 4 November, 2025
  • Fellow Abnibbers and I, who see each other extraordinary infrequently in our diaspora, have a tradition of sharing a group selfie when we happen to coincide. I forgot to take one when @garethbowker@infosec.exchange and I met today, and by way of penance I tried to draw what I should have done.

    Full image of Badly drawn pen sketch of Dan, a man with a goatee, taking a selfie of himself and a round-cheeked man with a dog, while the pair drink hot drinks.
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    Badly drawn pen sketch of Dan, a man with a goatee, taking a selfie of himself and a round-cheeked man with a dog, while the pair drink hot drinks.

    Unfortunately I can't draw. He looks much less like a potato in real life! Think I got his dog right, though.

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    • posted 30 May, 2025
  • I have A Plan for today. Step #2 involves a deep-dive into Algolia search indexing, ranking, and priority, to understand how one might optimise for a diverse and complex dataset.

    So obviously step #1 involves a big ol' coffee and a sugary breakfast. Here we go...

    Full image of A wooden kitchen surface containing a red mug full of freshly-brewed coffee alongside a plate painted with fruits on which sits a heart-shaped doughnut, topped with chocolate and decorated with an iced motif of a sunflower. Beneath the plate, out-of-focus, are the pages of a news periodical.
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    A wooden kitchen surface containing a red mug full of freshly-brewed coffee alongside a plate painted with fruits on which sits a heart-shaped doughnut, topped with chocolate and decorated with an iced motif of a sunflower. Beneath the plate, out-of-focus, are the pages of a news periodical.

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    • posted 13 February, 2025
  • In spite of their signage, Costa weren't happy to take my old jockstrap for recycling.

    Full image of Sign made from a clipboard, in a coffee shop, reading "All cups welcome. We'll recycle any cup, from anywhere. Just hand to one of our team."
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    Sign made from a clipboard, in a coffee shop, reading "All cups welcome. We'll recycle any cup, from anywhere. Just hand to one of our team."

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    • posted 9 November, 2024
  • As the kids grow older... someday our final soft play session - something we used to do all the time, and now do only rarely - will be in the past.

    Full image of A mug of coffee held in front of a view of a multicoloured soft playground.
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    A mug of coffee held in front of a view of a multicoloured soft playground.

    But for now, at least, it remains a chaotic way to tire them out on a morning!

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    • posted 4 November, 2024
  • You know that you REALLY needed that coffee when you:

    1. get out a mug,
    2. turn on the coffee machine,
    3. load the dishwasher while you wait for the coffee machine to warm up,
    4. can't find your mug any more, oh shit it's in the dishwasher ๐Ÿคฆ

    Full image of A red mug being filled by a coffee machine.
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    A red mug being filled by a coffee machine.

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    • posted 16 October, 2024

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