50 GMail Invites!!!

This is just silly. I have 50 – yes, count ’em – 50 GMail invites. Nope; 49, now. If you want one, shout. And yes; Becky, I’ll sort one for you as soon as you tell me where to e-mail it to.

Spoons

I can bend minds with my spoon.

That is all.

Walk Into Mortor

One does not simply walk into Mortor…

Lord Of The Rings Animation - 'One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mortor [sic]'

The Ad Graveyard

The Ad Graveyard collects some of the best and funniest rejected and cancelled advertisements in the world.

Cancelled advertisement: man on a bike, photographed at an angle at which his tan-coloured bicycle seat appears to be his penis.

Ah; Computers

Heh! Celoxis, a web-based project management tool we‘ve been experimenting with, e-mailed me twice today – just past midnight, and half an hour later – to remind me that it will be my birthday on Saturday (in case I didn’t know). Better yet, our mail server picked up on these e-mails and flagged them as ‘spam’. Wonderful.

Security Through Obscurity Reaches A New Low

PowerPizza! It’s a laptop bag that looks like a pizza box! No longer do you have to worry about your attractive laptop being an easy target for thieves – who’d want to steal a pizza box?

Fucking crazy. But I love it.