Google’s April Fool…

…seems to be to not text me me Google Calendar alerts this morning. So I didn’t get reminded to put the bins out, which I’ve kind-of come to rely on. Whoops!

Best Joke I’ve Heard This Week

Following up on Claire’s post about Easter, here’s the best joke I’ve heard all week:

What did Jesus say to his disciples as he was being nailed to the cross?

I’ll be back on Monday, so don’t you dare touch my fucking Easter eggs!

That is all.

Aw Shit

I have a mountain of stuff to do in the next 52 hours, and my PC just kicked the bucket.

In Bulgaria

Having a great time. Only seconds left on this internet cafe connection, though.

Off To Bulgaria

Back in Aber a week on Sunday.

Apologies to everybody/thing (including this blog) that I’ve neglected this last fortnight. Will catch up with my inbox and voicemail when I’m back in the UK.

Right, time to go offline before I get branded a terrorist for using a phone on a ‘plane or something.

A Very Very Short Post

I’m in a fort in Pembrokeshire. There is not much signal. But I’m having fun. And I’m 27.

Bad Advertising

Well, I’ve seen it all now. I’ve just been in a gents toilets in a shopping centre in Nottingham in which there was a poster advertising cheaper car insurance… for women.

Still Having Strange Dreams

Last night’s dream:

I visited the house of Simon [my boss] to collect £49.97 which, in my dream, he owed me. He and his wife, Jill, were there. Simon gave me a £50 note,  but I didn’t have three pence in change, so I have him a five pence piece and he gave me two pennies.

Perhaps there’s something wrong with me.

New PWL Music Video

In case you hadn’t seen it already, I just wanted to bring your attention to the stunning new music video – Tree Of Knowledge – from Pagan Wanderer Lu. Christians like you are why God invented lions.

Normal service will be resumed just as soon as I can get five minutes in which to get stuff done.

8 Days To QParty

It’s 8 days until QParty.

I still have to write a speech. And some other things.

I haven’t heard back from the venue to confirm that they’ve remembered our booking.

I don’t have a clue what’s going on. Neither, judging by some of the responses I’m getting to e-mails, do many of the guests.

Panic hasn’t yet begun to set in, but I’m sure it will.

If you see me, give me a hug.

Jiggerty Jig

Claire and I are back in Aberystwyth. We’re exhausted and hungry, so don’t expect this to be a long post.

In fact, that’s almost it.

Will write more when I’m somewhat more recovered.