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Late For The Altar
Yesterday, I didn't go to a wedding.
Act One - Not Going To A Wedding
The wedding was Andy and Siรขns, of course, and they got married yesterday in Cardiff. Unfortunately, Ruth, JTA and I's plans to go down there were conspired against by the combined forces of all of the worst luck imaginable. Allow me to โฆ -
Smell Of Gas
The other evening, I was woken (yes, I was asleep at 6pm, might blog about why that was on a later date) by a man from one of the energy companies trying to get me to consider changing my gas supply to them. I'm not keen on door-to-door sales at the best of times, which, โฆ
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Nokia N900
I've just got myself a new mobile phone, and I thought I'd spend a moment to gloat about some of it's more awesome features (and mutter under my breath about a few of the things that are less-fabulous about it).
So, my new phone is a Nokia N900. You're not likely to have seen many of โฆ -
In Which I Express Praise For My Sister
Normal blogging will resume shortly, but I just wanted to quickly take advantage of a period of strong mobile signal as I sit on this Thames Travel bus (oh yeah: I'm in Oxford for a few days) to share with you a feeling of warm fuzziness I experienced earlier today. (note: this blog post took โฆ
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Snow Day Like Today
Dan and Paul brave heavy snowfall to take a series of trains from Aberystwyth to Preston for Christmas.
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Snow Way Out
This year, my plan was that my friend Paul and I would head up to Preston to spend Christmas with my family there. My sisters even kindly offered to drive down and pick us up, which is nice , because the alternative for moving the presents I've got boxed up in my living room would โฆ -
Pudd
pudd /pสd/ (verb, third-person singular simple present pudds, present participle pudding, simple past pudded, past participle pudd)
(transitive) to cause an observer to interpret meaning where none exists
"The beauty of the sunset pudds me into believing that it was put there specifically for me to enjoy."
"Interpreting the lyrics pudded Dan with ideas far beyond โฆ -
Mystery Hot Chocolate
The week before last, I received an unusual package at work. It contained a single-serving packet of organic hot chocolate, which I later consumed (and it was delicious).
There is, however, a mystery: from whom did this care package originate. The postmark is unclear, so I'm not sure which post office handled it, but โฆ -
Insanity Clause
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A dirty-looking calendar I found at work (2011).
My beliefs about why it's wrong to lie to children about Santa (2009), complete with pictures of naughty elves. โฆ -
Alice Cooper, Richard & Kathryn's Wedding, Etc.
A very brief summary of some of the things I got up to last weekend with Ruth:
Nottingham
Alice Cooper concert in Nottingham.
Absolutely spectacular: it's amazing that this over-60-year-old man can spend a couple of hours singing and dancing and leaping around and being executed - I was tired just watching him.
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Kiwi Evolution
A discussion at SmartData this morning:
Dan: (eating a kiwi fruit) So why are kiwis hairy?
Gareth: To give insects something to cling onto?
Dan: Like "kiwi headlice"? But to what purpose? How does that benefit the plant?
Gareth: Well, then maybe it's to make them look even more like gonads.
Dan: Heh. But again, to what purpose?
Gareth: To โฆ -
My Friends Are Amazing
I'd just like to take a moment to say how amazing my friends are. It's likely to be a little sappy: for those of you who like your blog posts on the other side of the wall, please switch off your eyes now.
Earlier this month, I blogged about Claire and I's break-up. For many of โฆ -
Murder in the Reign of Terror
Apologies to those who've been waiting to see the photographs. Since my last blog post I've been kind of distracted and not had the chance to blog properly.
On Friday 31st October, Ruth hosted another of her fabulous murder mystery nights in Paul's end of The Uberflat. The major difference with this one to all of โฆ -
The Break-Up
Yesterday, Claire and I broke up.
We've had several rough months, and several even rougher weeks, and this seemed to be the best solution to a variety of difficulties we've faced recently. It's hard to answer the question as to whether the split could be described as mutual, but it can certainly be described as amicable, โฆ -
Saw It A Mile Off [Drink!]
Can I be the first to say "Saw it a mile off!" (the giveaway was Sian "getting organised" by looking up people's addresses).
Can I also be the first to say, at least via the digital interwebworknets: congratulations! You'll get my RSVP very soon.