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  • Ruth's pregnancy test, showing "pregnant".

    Hello 2013: Goodbye 2012

    In a belated blog post, Dan looks back on 2012, and describes it as one of the hardest years of his life.

    Read more - about 9 minutes (2028 words)

    • Article
    • 12 comments
    • posted 26 February, 2013
  • Counterfeit Monkey

    Counterfeit Monkey

    Earlier this year, Dan played Emily Short's latest interactive fiction game, Counterfeit Monkey, and decided that it was among the best games of its type that he's played in years. You should play it, too.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (702 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 22 January, 2013
  • Pattern lock configuration on an Android mobile phone.

    Phone Security == Computer Security

    Dan gets paranoid and despairs about the ease with which mobile devices can be stolen, the wealth of personal information stored on them, and the under-use of readily-available encryption tools.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (755 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 20 December, 2012
  • "Happy Vasectomy" card from Liz and Simon.

    The Snip, Part 2

    Dan is rendered sterile, and takes a picture of the removed parts of his vas deferens to share with you, along with his write-up of the entire procedure. Aren't you lucky.

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1843 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 6 December, 2012
  • From the bridge, it's clear how much the waters have risen.

    Oxford Under Water

    Parts of Oxford have flooded, making it difficult for Dan to cycle to work. Difficult... but not impossible! Wellies on, Dan sets out into the disaster zone.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (810 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 28 November, 2012
  • The "F" is for "Fuck me you're going to put a scalpel WHERE?"

    The Snip, Part 1

    It's been a long time coming, but next week, after years of promising, Dan is finally going to put his genitals where his mouth is and get himself a vasectomy. Here's why...

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1143 words)

    • Article
    • 22 comments
    • posted 26 November, 2012
  • Image representing post: Days Like Weeks

    Days Like Weeks

    Dan keeps himself busy with the latest Three Rings release, the Three Rings 10th Birthday Conference, a counselling exam, and the UK Bus Awards. Phew!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (591 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 November, 2012
  • Checking the timetable while I wait for inspiration to strike me about what to say about the "engagement" responsibilities of a Three Rings Administrator.

    Conference Preparations

    Dan is swamped with Three Rings work: even though he's finished working on Milestone: Jethrik, he's being kept busy with preparing for this weekend's Three Rings Conference.

    Read more (302 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 15 November, 2012
  • Image representing post: Craziest Internet Explorer Bug Ever?

    Craziest Internet Explorer Bug Ever?

    Dan discovers a crazy little bug in Internet Explorer 8 and below, and complains loudly about it. Bloody IE.

    Read more (393 words)

    • Article
    • posted 6 November, 2012
  • On This Day In 1999

    In today's On This Day, Dan looks back on bonfire night of 1999, the crushes of his younger years, and the excitement of a rambling adventure!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (667 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 5 November, 2012
  • A close-up of my dad's Will, showing where it was clearly re-stapled.

    A Broken Oath

    You wouldn't have thought it possible to incorrectly witness an oath or affirmation, would you? But somehow, a solicitor that Dan paid did exactly that.

    Read more (214 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 November, 2012
  • You are a target. Your password is weak. Attacks are on the rise. You can protect yourself.

    Rave Reviews for Your Password Sucks

    After running a breakout session entitled "Your password: how bad guys will steal your identity" at the 2012 UAS Conference, Dan gets rave reviews. Nice.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (643 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 October, 2012
  • Looper.

    A Three-Sentence Review Of Looper

    A three-sentence review of Looper, the second-best of the three films in which Bruce Willis travels back in time and encounters a younger version of himself.

    Read more (130 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 17 October, 2012
  • Lucy 173's birthday is in 13/1 days.

    Lucy's Birthday

    Dan's ended up really busy again, but he's found time to share a bug in a development version of Three Rings with you.

    Read more (189 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 9 October, 2012
  • Knights of the Living Dead

    Three Films I'd Watch (if anybody made them)

    Dan pitches three movie ideas: "Knights of the Living Dead" (a twisted form of the Arthurian legends, with zombies), "My Daughter's Hand" (a story of love, homophobia, and family), and "The Bone Wars" (a dramatisation of the real-life rivalry of two of the Victorian era's most-famous palaeontologists).

    Read more - about 4 minutes (772 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 28 September, 2012

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