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Author: Dan Q

Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog.

  • Image representing post: My Default Apps at the End of 2023

    My Default Apps at the End of 2023

    All the cool kids are sharing their "lifestack" as we approach the end of 2023. Here's mine.

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    • 6 comments
    • posted 12 November, 2023
  • Print advertisement for the "ET App", stating: Download the et app to purchase your mobile tickets including bundle deals.

    ET App

    Travelling around Edinburgh by tram this weekend, I kept being advertised the "ET app".
    I didn't install the app, in case it was bundled with spyware.
    After all, everybody my age knows: ET phones home.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 12 November, 2023
  • Composite photo showing on the left a render of large anthropomorphic rabbit with chestnut-coloured fur, brandishing a shield and a warhammer; on the right Dan, wearing a rabbit ear headband and with a nose and whiskers painted on his face, looking threatening (insofar as it's possible to do so while looking like a bunny).

    Bramble

    Fresh D&D campaign! I'm playing a Harengon Barbarian.
    I'm a fierce bunny rabbit!

    Read more - about 1 minutes (19 words)

    • Note
    • posted 8 November, 2023
  • Dan's recent article, "Gemini and Spartan without a browser", displayed over Gemini on the screen of a Planet Computers Cosmo palmtop.

    Gemini Squared

    How did I never think of accessing Gemini (the protocol) on my Gemini (portable computer) before today?
    Of course, I recently rehomed my Gemini so instead I had to access Gemini on my Cosmo.

    Read more (58 words)

    • Note
    • posted 8 November, 2023
  • Screenshot showing this blog post as viewed over the Gemini protocol in the Lagrange browser

    Gemini and Spartan without a browser

    Half a dozen different ways of downloading content from Gemini (and Spartan) servers from the command-line using everyday tools.

    Read more (431 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 8 November, 2023
  • Screenshot showing a "perfect" Lighthouse score for danq.me, with the corner peeled-back to show fragments of WordPress PHP code behind.

    Making WordPress Fast (The Hard Way)

    Lots of guides explain how to improve WordPress performance easily. This guide is different. I'd like to share the hard ways in which you might squeeze even more speed out of your WordPress site.

    Read more - about 17 minutes (3993 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 November, 2023
  • Softcover bound copies of volumes 1 and 2 of Incredible Doom, on a wooden surface.

    Incredible Doom

    I just read a comic book full of early-Internet nostalgia that delighted me, and wanted to share it with you.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (583 words)

    • Article
    • posted 1 November, 2023
  • Computer-assisted photograph showing visible letters on a rolled scroll, with highlighting showing those that can be deciphered, forming a word.

    Reading Rolled Papyri

    Researchers using x-ray tomography have for the first time managed to read an entire word from one of the carbonised Herculaneum scrolls, and that's awesome.

    Read more (461 words)

    • Article
    • posted 13 October, 2023
  • Dan, wearing an "elf costume" Christmas jumper, looks into the camera while cuddling a French Bulldog. The pair are sitting on a beige sofa.

    Absence/Presents

    Unless you're a child, I won't be buying you a Christmas present. And you shouldn't feel like you have to get me one, either.

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    • Article
    • posted 9 October, 2023
  • Thich white sandwich on a blue-and-white china plate, with the distinctive shape of an organge-coloured Monster Munch crisp poking out.

    Monster Munch Sandwich

    Experimenting with some unusual combinations in anticipation of International Crisp Sandwich Day. Today's is Roast Beef Monster Munch on Farmhouse White.

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    • Note
    • posted 5 October, 2023
  • Covers of Weird Al's "Eat It" single and "Even Worse" albums

    Weird A.I. Yankovic, a cursed deep dive into the world of voice cloning

    What if Weird Al wrote the original versions of the songs the covered, and the other artists did the parody covers? With "thanks" to AI voice deepfake technology, and some work by Andy Baio, we can answer that question.

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    • of this original
    • posted 3 October, 2023
  • Screenshot from FoundryVTT, showing a party of three adventurers crossing a rickety bridge through a blood-red swamp, facing off against a handful of fiends coming the other way. A popup item card for a "Dragon Slayer Longsword" is visible, along with two 20-sided dice.

    Easy FoundryVTT Cloud Hosting

    People keep asking for a quick-and-easy guide to setting up a cloud hosted FoundryVTT server. So I wrote one.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1661 words)

    • Article
    • posted 29 September, 2023
  • Photograph showing Dan's wristwatch, worn, side-on; its strap is in the style of the Bisexual Pride flag - three solid horizontal bars: two fifths pink, one fifth purple, and two fifths blue.

    Watch with Pride

    With thanks to Shawn Rast of Pride Bands, my watch/fitness tracker proudly sports some new colours.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (17 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 September, 2023
  • Framegrab from first and only episode of 1974 TV sketch comedy show Out of the Trees, showing two uniformed policemen, one of them holding a crimson peony.

    Out of the Trees

    In 1976, Graham Chapman and Douglas Adams made a single episode of a sketch comedy show which was broadcast only once before the master tapes were destroyed. It took significant work to recover, but that's small potatoes compared to the ephemeral media we create today.

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    • of this original
    • posted 22 September, 2023
  • A champagne-coloured French Bulldog snuggles up against a human's leg, wearing blue jeans.

    Found GC2HDCZ Tom Burts Cache 4

    This checkin to GC2HDCZ Tom Burts Cache 4 reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Found while walking into High Wycombe to work after dropping my canine caching-companion (pictured) off at the nearby veterinary hospital for an operation. Didn't need her help with this easy find, luckily! Shame about all the โ€ฆ

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    • Checkin
    • to GC2HDCZ
    • posted 13 September, 2023

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