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Month: September 2024

  • At work, we recently switched expenses system to one with virtual credit card functionality. I decided to test it out by buying myself lounge access for my upcoming work trip to Mexico. Unfortunately the new system mis-detected my lounge access as being a purchase from lingerie company loungeunderwear.com. I'm expecting a ping from Finance any moment to ask me why I'm using a company credit card to buy a bra.

    Full image of Screenshot from expenses system indicating that a purchase was made at loungeunderwear.com, with a photo showing an example of something sold at that website - a lacy bra - overlaid.
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    Screenshot from expenses system indicating that a purchase was made at loungeunderwear.com, with a photo showing an example of something sold at that website - a lacy bra - overlaid.

    One might ask why our expenses provider can (mis-)identify loungeunderwear.com from a transaction in the first place. Did somebody at some company that uses this provider actually buy some ladies' briefs on a company credit card at some point?

    • Note
    • posted 30 September, 2024
  • Thumbnail for The Duck Song 4, featuring an MS Paint-grade picture of a duck close to the viewer with a lemonade stand in the background.

    The Duck Song 4

    After fourteen years of waiting, The Duck Song trilogy finally got a (proper, official, canonical, by-the-original-creator) fourth episode.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 30 September, 2024
  • We made it! This young furbaby managed to pose a bleppy picture every single day of Bleptember. Thanks for coming along for the ride!

    Full image of Behind a handwritten sign with the words 'Happy Bleptember!' and a pawprint, a French Bulldog lies in a soft basket with her tongue stuck out.
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    Behind a handwritten sign with the words 'Happy Bleptember!' and a pawprint, a French Bulldog lies in a soft basket with her tongue stuck out.

    • Note
    • posted 30 September, 2024
  • "You want more Bleptember pictures? I demand payment in the form of tummy-scritches!"

    Full image of A French Bulldog lying on her side on a sofa, her tongue slightly out, enjoying a tummy scritch.
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    A French Bulldog lying on her side on a sofa, her tongue slightly out, enjoying a tummy scritch.

    (Wow, it's the penultimate day of Bleptember. )

    • Note
    • posted 29 September, 2024
  • The eldest is really getting into her WW2 studies at school, so I arranged a trip for her and a trip to the ever-excellent Bletchley Park for a glimpse at the code war that went on behind the scenes. They're clearly looking forward to the opportunity to look like complete swots on Monday.

    Full image of Dan sits on a padded bench in a cinema-style room, pointing his thumb at the two children sitting on a row in front of him.
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    Dan sits on a padded bench in a cinema-style room, pointing his thumb at the two children sitting on a row in front of him.

    Bonus: I got to teach them some stories about some of my favourite cryptanalysts. (Max props to the undersung Mavis Batey!)

    • Note
    • posted 29 September, 2024
  • Dan, sitting in a car, holding a screwdriver and smiling.

    Undefined GC9GTV3 Drive Slowly; Fox Crossing

    This checkin to GC9GTV3 Drive Slowly; Fox Crossing reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Noticed while on a dog walk that the container looked a little loose, so came by to tighten it up. Noticed that the logbook was missing - muggled? - so replaced that while I was here. โ€ฆ

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    • Checkin
    • to GC9GTV3
    • posted 28 September, 2024
  • Tttttthbbptt. The sound of a bleppy dog deflating like a balloon, this Twenty-Eighth of Bleptember

    Full image of A French Bulldog in a dog bed, her legs tucked beneath her, her face on the rim of the cushion, her tongue almost-entirely out.
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    A French Bulldog in a dog bed, her legs tucked beneath her, her face on the rim of the cushion, her tongue almost-entirely out.

    • Note
    • posted 28 September, 2024
  • Image representing post: What if Emails were Multilingual?

    What if Emails were Multilingual?

    Wouldn't it be nice if there were a standard for multilingual emails? Oh wait, there is! Let's see how it works, and whether it's (ever going to be) ready for mainstream use...

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1366 words)

    • Article
    • posted 28 September, 2024
  • Transparency, Contribution, and the Future of WordPress

    Joost de Valk weighs in on the WP Engine drama, but pivots into some excellent ideas that think bigger about the future of the WordPress community, contribution, and collaboration. I'm not 100% convinced by his ideas, but I'm enormously impressed by his big-picture thinking.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 27 September, 2024
  • This Bleptember pic looks a bit like a political poster to me. Vote Dog, for a future with More Ham, Fewer Vacuum Cleaners!

    Full image of A French Bulldog, sitting upright, at the left of the frame, facing up and right, with her tongue sticking out.
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    A French Bulldog, sitting upright, at the left of the frame, facing up and right, with her tongue sticking out.

    • Note
    • 4 comments
    • posted 27 September, 2024
  • Screengrab showing the fingers of a white hand, one wearing a gold ring, in front of a child's(?) painting.

    Wave Hello Trilogy

    The YouTube channel @simonscouse has posted exactly two videos. The first came a little over ten years ago. It shows a hand waving and then wiggling its fingers in front of a patterned wallpaper. The second came a little over five years ago, and shows a hand - the same hand? - waving in front of a painting of two cats while a child's voice can be heard in the background. In a comment on the latter, the producer promised that it's be "only another 5 years until the trilogy is completed". Where's the third instalment, Simon? We're all waiting to see it!

    Read more (102 words)

    • Note
    • posted 26 September, 2024
  • Fake web screenshot showing turdpress.com, "WordPress... But Shit".

    WP Engine's Three Problems

    Matt Mullenweg kicked off a battle of words between Automattic and the WordPress Foundation and hosting company WP Engine. Without weighing in on the legal aspects (IANAL), I've written up my thoughts.

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1775 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 21 comments
    • posted 26 September, 2024
  • A round of especially-crazy zoomies on the morning of this Twenty-Sixth of Bleptember was apparently too much for this little pupper, who's now looking like she's in need of a morning nap.

    Full image of A French Bulldog lies on her side, half-in and half-out of a basket, her face resting on its side on the floor with her tongue sticking out.
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    A French Bulldog lies on her side, half-in and half-out of a basket, her face resting on its side on the floor with her tongue sticking out.

    • Note
    • posted 26 September, 2024
  • Happy Twenty-Fifth of Bleptember from our adorkable doggle.

    Full image of A French Bulldog sits in a corner, looking alert, with her tongue sticking out.
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    A French Bulldog sits in a corner, looking alert, with her tongue sticking out.

    • Note
    • posted 25 September, 2024
  • The Twenty-Fourth of Bleptember will go down as a Good Day in the diary of our warmth-loving dog. It was finally cold and autumnal enough that we lit the fireplace, affording her the opportunity to snuggle up as close to it as we'd permit her too.

    Full image of A French Bulldog lies on a soft bed in front of a lit fireplace. Her tongue sticks out from her contented face.
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    A French Bulldog lies on a soft bed in front of a lit fireplace. Her tongue sticks out from her contented face.

    • Note
    • posted 24 September, 2024

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