Looking forward to the new Harry Potter book? Me neither. But if you are, here’s a quick distraction for you: Potter Or Not!
Dan Q
Looking forward to the new Harry Potter book? Me neither. But if you are, here’s a quick distraction for you: Potter Or Not!
If those are genuine quotes, there’s a pretty serious spoiler in there!! I stopped reading after that to avoid any more. I think you need to put up a warning…
Yes, they’re genuine quotes (I might happen to have a copy of the text of the book), and the spoiler is deliberate – but what more warning do you want than “One of these paragraphs is genuine text from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling.”
Well, half of them are genuine quotes, of course.
I needed something more obvious—I’m too tired for anything except big red letters saying “SPOILER WARNING” to have much effect!
And remember most Harry Potter fans are far more stupid than you or I.
Hermione and Snape die. Harry lives. And no, he doesn’t fuck her Hermione (shame).
Jon, you’re half-wrong. Hermione doesn’t die. But you were right about Snape.