Best. Limerick. Ever.

She was, "Blah blah blah, blah-blah de blah."
I was, "Ha ha ha hardy ha ha!"
She was, "Hmmph! Grr grr GRRR!"
I was, "Yipe! Erm, uh, errr…"
She was, "Uh-uh. ‘Ha ha’? Huh. Ta-ta."
By speedysnail Quote Me!

By speedysnail of the Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form project.

In other news, how about a bonfire tonight? It’s be a great oppertunity to drink beer and burn now-irrelevant course notes for those of you who’ve just finished exams?


  1. Beth Beth says:

    sounds like a plan, I will come down for a bit if it goes ahead

  2. Statto Statto says:

    I beg to differ. The best limerick ever is

    There was once a young woman from Crewe,
    Who filled her vagina with glue,
    She said with a grin,
    “If they pay to get in,
    “They’ll have to pay to get out again, too!”

  3. Sarah Sarah says:

    My last exam is tomorrow :(

    Almost there now though. Hope you have fun.

  4. Sundeep Sundeep says:

    I don’t get your limerick. Is it about sex?

  5. Please tell me you aren’t referring to Statto’s limerick, Sundeep.

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