War Of The Chrononauts

This post is almost entirely about board games. If you’re not interested, stop here.

As some of you will no doubt realise already, I have at long last gotten Chrononauts and War Of The Ring, two board games I’ve been trying to get my hands on for some time. Not being ones to want to wait until Geek Night, this Saturday, Claire and I have played each, once, over the last two days. Here’s our results:

Chrononauts
Chrononauts is a product of Looney Labs, the guys behind the stunning Fluxx. The players are time travellers, trapped in Earth’s “real” timeline and trying to restore key events of the last 150 years to the configuration that will allow them to travel ‘home’ – and win. But they can also win by patching lots of paradoxes (holes made in the fabric of spacetime by the combination of incompatible events) – putting new histories in to replace damaged bits of time, or by collecting artefacts from certain historical periods.

People’s goals and identities are secret, so you need to infer what people are trying to achieve from the distortions in time they seem to be causing. And you might need to keep your own goals secret too – if you use explosives to destroy in advance the iceberg that the Titanic hit, in order to save it, you’ll attract attention from other time travellers who might re-plot the course to make it hit a different one just to spite you!

Players are encouraged to come up with nanofiction (very very short stories) to explain ‘how’ they’re achieving things – don’t just say “I’m flipping 1941″… explain how you’re preventing (or causing) Pearl Harbour to be bombed by the Japanese… then look at the “board” of cards and see what repurcussions it has on the rest of the century…

It was fun – although I think we both found it a little confusing for the first few turns (how am I supposed to achieve these goals, exactly?). It’s easy to dive in to (“Draw one! Play one!” methodology), though, and good clean family fun.

Claire won.

War Of The Ring
War Of The Ring has rapidly climbed to number 4 on BoardGameGeek‘s Top 100 Games list. It’s a sightly Risk-esque board game but with a semi-simultaneous turn structure and funky themic special rules.

This was, to be fair, fucking challenging to get into. The pair of us spent about an hour sorting out the pieces (hundreds of the buggers) and reading all the rules. Claire decided to play the Free Peoples of Middle Earth, so I took control of the Shadow Armies. These two sides can win – militaristically – by capturing the cities and strongholds of the other: and statistically, the Shadow – with a respawning army – will eventually achieve this goal, given enough time.

But the real hope for the Free Peoples lies in the Fellowship Of The Ring – Frodo and Sam, guided by the Companions of the Fellowship, use a secret ‘movement track’ to sneak across Middle Earth to try to get the One Ring to the crack of doom and destroy it. And the more effort Sauron puts into finding it on a given turn and preventing them from destroying the ring, the less resources he has with which to command his armies.

Various special cards make combat variable and allow a variety of techniques to be employed; from quick raids on enemy territory to extended sieges around Middle Earth’s strongholds. At one point, Claire had got the Fellowship successfully East as far as the Woodland Realm, and had started trekking South towards Mordor, before my Nazgul caught their scent and started forcing them to use the ring – and suffer it’s corruption – to escape. This caused the fellowship to seek sanctuary with the dwarfs of the Iron Hills, at which point my armies stormed the Woodland Realm, Rivendell, Minas Tirith and – finally – the mighty Helm’s Deep, and win. Could have been a closer thing, and I’m sure we’ve both learned a shedload about the game.

We thought it’d be particularly useful if we played one such 2-player game of War Of The Ring; so that if we play the 4-player version on Sunday, at least some of us can explain it all (and no – we won’t play on the same side!).

Geek Night This Sunday

Of course, we can play both these games – and the other usual stuff – on Geek Night, if people want. Chrononauts is for up to six players, and War Of The Ring supports 2-4 (in ‘teams’ of 1-2, between whom control of armies is split).

Bryn’s Challenge – Update

Here’s the update on Claire and my progress with Bryn’s Challenge – his happy little Un-Supersize-Me goal of avoiding fast food for a month:

All’s good. We’re also taking advantage of the opportunity to explore with cooking things we wouldn’t normally, and I’ll be sharing, here, some of the things we’ve tried. Starting with last night’s dinner, a large frittata. As I understand it, this is Italian for – pretty much – ‘omelette’; but I suppose to be fairer it’s actually an upside-down, grilled omelette with stacks of vegetables or pasta in it. The Italians apparently – traditionally – use yesterday’s pasta in it, but we didn’t eat pasta yesterday, so I used heaps of different vegetables instead. In any case, here’s how I made it, in case any of you want to copy:

Pig And Potato Frittata
Serves: 3 portions; probably 5ish if served as part of a larger meal

Ingredients:
~450g new potatoes, microwaved and sliced
8 rashers lean smoked bacon, diced
2 medium courgettes, diced
1 large red pepper, thinly sliced
5-6 large free range eggs, beaten
~250g extra mature cheddar cheese, grated
Italian seasoning (generic), 2 tablespoons
Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper to taste
Olive oil

Method
Microwave (about 4 minutes, in the bag) or boil the new potatoes until they are softened, but not quite cooked. Thoroughly beat the eggs in a jug, adding the italian seasoning and a pinch of salt, and leave to stand. Slice the potatoes and put them, the courgettes, the pepper and the bacon into a lightly-oiled frying pan at a medium heat until the bacon is cooked.

Add the egg mixture, pouring it liberally across the entire pan, turning up the heat to maintain the temperature, and lowering it again when the egg begins to cook. Keep the egg moving to ensure it does not stick – the egg’s job is to hold everything else together, not to stick itself to the pan. Cook for a further 2-3 minutes on a medium heat, then liberally cover with grated cheese and put the entire frying pan under a pre-heated grill (you heard me – under the grill).

Grill for 3-6 minutes, checking occasionally and (optionally) adding Worcestershire sauce (we didn’t have any, but it would really have worked well, I think, until the cheese has begins to brown (like cheese on toast!). Season to taste, and serve with a side-salad and a nice vinaigrette (tip: world’s easiest vinaigrette – disolve lots of sugar in a dark vinegar). Wonderbra.

Having read some of the comments appearing here, here, and here, for example, I’ve realised that pretty much everybody seems to be taking on Bryn’s Challenge for one of the following reasons:

  • Health
  • Challenge
  • Bullied by partner

Am I the odd one out, here? Am I the only person doing it primarily to save money (Claire and I do eat out too much, to be fair… and it would be nice to wean Claire off her Burger King obsession <lol>)?

More to say. Next post.

More Old Blogposts Recovered

I achieved another success this morning in my effort to recover as much as possible of my personal life online into one place – I’ve managed to rediscover five ‘lost’ (and previously unread) weblog posts from April 2003. Folks who really want to might care to go back and read:

It’s getting harder to find sources of old electronic diary entries like these ones and publish them. But I’m genuinely considering trying to dig up some of my old paper-based diaries (the ones that haven’t been lost or burned) and archive them here for you all to see (high school crushes, fun and games at Preston College, eighteenth birthday [three pages or so of it!], starting University, becoming attached to Reb, breaking up with Reb [and all the stuff in-between] – I’ve got it all somewhere!) And where I’ve still got gaps, I might have to make a couple of posts to explain what I was doing in the interim, where I remember.

Doing this, I think I can get a pretty concise history of what I’ve been up to since about the summer of 1998, and perhaps a little further. Which will do.

The Ad Graveyard

The Ad Graveyard collects some of the best and funniest rejected and cancelled advertisements in the world.

Cancelled advertisement: man on a bike, photographed at an angle at which his tan-coloured bicycle seat appears to be his penis.

Wet And Wild

There’s a notice out today not to park on Marine Terrace… and with good reason. From the superior viewpoint offered from my office, it’s crazy to watch the sea coming over the harbour bar in a way I’ve never seen before: I’m familiar with stormy days where the waves are crashing over the wall, but today is just so windy that the waves are simply being blown over, pouring like a waterfall, constantly, down into the harbour.

Up-river, the tide has broken through a boat-gate and is flooding Trefechan gardens. It’s amazing to watch. If I had a good enough video capture device I’d post of video of it for you. But I don’t have such a thing to hand.

I went out with the usual crew for a few drinks in Scholars last night, then retired for quick blast at Paper Mario and an early night… but, sadly, I made the mistake of eating a little too much chocolate, feeling pretty shitty as a result, and going to bed. On the upside, I now feel like I’ve caught up on all the sleep I’ve missed out on these last few days. Meanwhile, Claire watched Phantom Of The Opera with Hayley, returning home late and trying to converse with me, which – in light of my having pretty much passed out after a chocolate-induced buzz – was somewhat unsucessful. Ah well.

Bryn’s “Un-Supersize-Me” Challenge

Claire and I have decided to take on Bryn’s Fast-Food Challenge, in order to try to reduce the amount of fast food and other excessively unhealthy and pre-processed foods we eat (and in order to save a little money). I’ve no lack of confidence about this – until I was living with Claire, I was pretty much fulfilling this ‘challenge’ most of the time… I’ve just become lazy of late. And hey, it can’t be any more challenging than my year without alcohol a few years back (hmm, must dig up some old diary entries and fill them in, there – looking a bit sparse on my blog).

Build Your Own Tin Foil Hat

StopAbductions.com has a guide to building your own “Thought Screen Helmet”. From the website:

The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can’t communicate or control humans, they do not take them.

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures were reported since 1998.

Go read it. It’s funny.

Happy Birthday To Me

Thanks to everybody who came to Troma Night to celebrate my birthday on Saturday: that was fab. And special thanks to Hayley for baking a cake, and Jon for suggesting the decoration.

Dan's birthday cake, as made by Hayley - the star!

Troma Night was fun, and so was Geek Night (despite being just Andy, Claire and I) – a three-player game of Munchkin is actually sensible and bearable, without too much endgame backstabbing! The rest of the weekend I’ve spent playing with pyDance – a free, open source dance machine game (I’ve been trying to get the hang of composing steps in it), playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (which is pretty cool) and reading Half-Life 2: Raising The Bar (a birthday gift from Claire).

Speaking of which, have any of you usual folks not seen Claire’s blog-post about the concert in Cardiff yet? Who’s coming? Tickets are reasonabley-priced but selling fast.

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More Geeky Fun – Hack Security Cameras

This was one of my most-popular articles in 2005. If you enjoyed it, you might also enjoy:

Here’s a giggle – somebody’s found a cleverly crafted Google search string that will reveal the (unprotected) web interfaces of a particular kind of Panasonic web-capable security camera. Just point a web browser at http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=mozclient&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=inurl%3A%22ViewerFrame%3FMode%3D%22, then select one of the cameras (you might have to try a few before you get a working one). If you get a motorised one, you can even remotely control it! Here’s some I found earlier:

Update 17th August 2011: fixed broken link to Panasonic website!

Tsunami Aid…

This is a repost promoting content originally published elsewhere. See more things Dan's reposted.

This repost was published in hindsight, on 11 March 2019.

Claire wrote:

Tickets go on sale at 11.00am TODAY for the Tsunami Relief Cymru concert at the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff on 22nd January. Acts confirmed include Jools Holland, Eric Clapton and Feeder. Dan and I are going, standing cos it’s prob cheaper and more fun, tickets start at £15. Let’s go! It’s only in the middle of exams, I’ve got one in the morning of the 22nd and I’m still going!

Also, Happy birthday to Dan, who is a whopping 24 today! Come to Troma Night and tell him how old he is!

First Look At Microsoft Ani-Spyware

Microsoft have released a beta-test version of their new Anti-Spyware program (based on technology they gained during their recent acquisition of Giant Company Software). As a happy little curious bunny, I decided to download it and give it a go on one of the computers laying about at work.

Installation of Anti-Spyware is the typical InstallShield-driven wizard interface.

Anti-Spyware Installation - 'With SpyNet Technology'

Interesting to see that this product comes “with SpyNet technology”. Sounds like a buzzword if ever I heard one.

A progress bar...

Having finished the installation, the “Setup Assistant” launches.

Anti-Spyware Setup Assistant - Introduction'

The setup will be divided into four stages – although, in actual fact, the first three stages consist each of answering one question and the fourth can take a long, long time (scanning the computer for spyware).

Questions first:

Anti-Spyware Setup Assistant - 'Keep Your Computer In The Know''

With inspiring titles like “Keep Your Computer In The Know”, “Meet Your Computer’s New Bodyguards”, and “SpyNet: The Anti-Spyware Community”, one can’t fail to feel safer almost immediately, hmm? I leave everything as the defaults – turned on. Reading it’s description, I’m left wondering what ‘SpyNet’ actually does. Sounds a little like spyware to me. I can only hope it’s not as innefectual as the “submit a bug report” feature already common in Windows.

Anti-Spyware - 'SpyWare Scan''

The setup wizard (which, it turns out, has no presence in the taskbar and can not be alt-tabbed to, which means that I have to minimize my other windows to dig my way back to it) suggests that I run a “SpyWare Scan” now. I don’t have all day, so I select to run “an intelligent quick scan”. It estimates that this will take “less than 2 minutes”. Okay, that sounds fair.

After a quick check of the running processes on the PC, the scan begins looking at the files on the computer. There’s no progress bar, so the only indicator of how far it’s gone is based on which file it’s currently scanning, and my knowledge of the layout and content of this hard disk. 2 minutes later, it’s broken it’s promised, as it doesn’t seem to have made great progress – but it does claim to have detected two pieces of spyware: TightVNC, a piece of computer remote control software I installed a few days back – not spyware – and WinPCap, a set of drivers for capturing network traffic, used by most Windows-based packet sniffers (a network protocol analysis tool) – also not spyware. Hmm.

Confusingly, the scanner at this point claims to have detected 2 infected registry keys, despite also claiming to have not yet scanned any registry keys.

Anti-Spyware - Scanning Registry'

After about 8 minutes, the second part of the scan begins – scanning the system registry. The flickery little animation is changed from little yellow folders to little green building bricks, and the list of infections increases. See below for the complete list of “spyware” that it found.

Finally, after about 13 minutes, the scan is complete (a little longer than the estimated 2 minutes for a ‘quick scan’), and I’m presented with the results:

Anti-Spyware - Spyware Scan Results'

The report detects the following:

  • TightVNC and RealVNC – two remote control programs that “allows full control of the machine it is installed on”. The spyware report kind-of makes it clear that these two “moderate threats” are legitimate remote control software, but that they could be exploited to take control of the computer remotely, by an unseen attacker! Interestingly, it doesn’t detect that I have Remote Desktop, Microsoft’s remote control software, activated. Nor does it detect pcAnywhere, another remote control program I’d put on for the purpose of this scan.
  • WinPCap – this, as mentioned above, is a network capture driver. The spyware scanner lists it as a “low threat”, and points out that while not dangerous in itself, it could be used by a spyware program to capture my network traffic, which is correct. I’m not aware of any spyware that takes advantage of WinPCap, but it’s at least a theoretical possibility, and it’s fair to warn me about it.
  • eDonkey 2000 and Grokster – the program incorrectly detects an installation of eDonkey and Grokster – two file-sharing programs. These are listed as “low” and “medium” threats, respectively, not because they are spyware… but because they are often bundled with spyware (in the latter case, nasty stuff like Cydoor). In actual fact, this computer has Shareaza installed – a free, open-source, spyware-free file-sharing program that is capable of connecting to the eDonkey and Grokster networks.
  • EasySearchBar, a known piece of spyware that sits in Internet Explorer and feeds information about browsing habits back to the makers, and allows pop-up ads to appear. I’m not even sure how that got onto this computer (people shouldn’t be using Internet Explorer here at SmartData at all), but it can be removed using the tool, so I let it go ahead and do so.

Conclusion
Microsoft Anti-Spyware is currently in a very early release and buggy stage. It successfully detected all the spyware that Ad-Aware did (although it doesn’t also pick up on tracking cookies and data miners harboured by IE, as Ad-Aware does). However, it also detected several completely safe pieces of software, which – had I been an amateur user – could have alarmed me into accidentally deleting them. The time estimates given by the program are way-out.

I haven’t tried (to any great level) any of the other tools provided by the program – such as the cache cleaners and the live protectors – however, the live protector that was supposed to “prevent unauthorised programs from editing the hosts file” (a common way for adware programs to take over your internet connection) didn’t work. When I wrote a program to (in a very suspicious manner) add entries to the hosts file, it didn’t even notice, prevent it, or even log that it had occurred.

I am concerned that, if Microsoft do start charging for this product or for updates to it, this could be an opportunity for Microsoft to make money out of a problem that they helped to create. And if they give it away for free, I’m concerned that it will be ineffectual and lull users into a false sense of security (like Microsoft Anti-Virus before it). However, on the up-side, at least Microsoft are beginning to take spyware and adware seriously.

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Fnorders Of The Day

Wow. The “Fnorders Of The Day” (the message in the little strip between this site’s title and the posts) for today is “Ignore previous message. The beer bottle manipulates the drunken ski lift. Fnord.” That’s brilliant.

Crosslink: I reimplemented Fnorders many years later.

Internet Explorer Inferiority… Again

I’ve had a major gripe with Microsoft Internet Explorer for some years now, in it’s inability to handle PNG files correctly. Being able to use PNG files gives web developers some serious benefits in being able to make overlaid, semitransparent (non-binary transparency) images, compress files smaller, etc.

So, yeh – pretty much every web browser on the market has had near-perfect PNG support since 1998, and Internet Explorer has always been lagging behind (that’s why the ‘mugshots’ on abnib look ‘wrong’ in IE). But here’s the worst of it: I’ve just discovered that the MacOS version of Internet Explorer (yes; also by Microsoft) 5 – which was released almost five years agohas excellent support for PNG graphics! That’s crazy!

It’s not that I’m affected directly – I don’t touch IE with a barge pole: my issue is that, as a web developer, I can’t take advantage of any of the shiny features of a decade-old technology, simply because the so-called ‘market leader’ hasn’t been bothered to finish writing a few hundred lines of code yet!

Okay. I’m breathing normally again now.