29 June, 2005 – Dan Q

The Scat Men

Don’t usually go in for these memes, but this one was too funny not to publish.

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The Scat Men Stats

Formed:	29th June 2005
Split:	10th September 2011
Best Album:	‘Supremo’ 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:	‘Unstates’ 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:	169,413 in total (84,172 albums, 85,241 singles).
Reputation:	Obscure
Groupies:	vikingjim recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60’s market.
Other	After realising how shite ‘God Save the Queen’ really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated ‘Barge’ as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.

The Scat Men Member Profiles

bryn_s bryn_s sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.	restlessboy Unable to pick strings individually, restlessboy had to resort to beating the shit out of all of the strings at once to contribute in any way to The Scat Men’s din. And even then…
reaperkit It is fair to say that reaperkit is a stroppy old bastard. They’ve threatened to pack The Scat Men in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone “I’m trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!”	scatmania scatmania’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.
eskoala eskoala posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.

Single Releases

#	Title	Date
39	Outgnaw Deflower Enfaces Lyingly	Aug 2005
39	Risky Decimate	Sep 2005
26	Unstates	Oct 2005
31	Glamor Clutch Civilize Carotins Fallouts Dishfuls	Nov 2005
31	Repoured Myeloma Usance	May 2007
22	Stage Aroused Talcky Patch Blocked	Jun 2007
30	Cilium Anurous	Aug 2007
25	Sunups Tocsin Wooler	Sep 2007
N/A	Unawaked Firms	Sep 2008
40	Parers	Oct 2008
N/A	Overlent Croceins Depicted	Dec 2008
N/A	Bocks Briskly Boras Rebuff Feminist	Feb 2009
N/A	Nauplii	Mar 2010
N/A	Turacos	May 2010
N/A	Crossed Abstract Showroom Khaddar Treks	Jul 2010
N/A	Barge	Oct 2010

Album Releases

#	Title	Date
74	Supremo	Jun 2005
33	Ceboids	Mar 2007
27	Nibs Rooftree	Jun 2008
N/A	Enduring Unusual Wissed Chicle Subbings	Dec 2009

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No2ID: The Musical!

An introduction to ID cards for fans of Gilbert & Sullivan.

Abnib Gallery

As you may be aware, Jon is developing the next generation of Abnib (preview – looks fab, eh?). To coincide (and integrate) with this, there’s now an Abnib Gallery, to which Abnib-ettes can post photos relating to the activities of themselves with other abnib-ettes: a place to collate our photographs of the fires we have on the beach, the things we get up to at Troma Night, etc. etc. I’ve put some of my pictures up there already: if you’re on the Abnib/Troma Night website and you want a login (so you can add photos, vote, leave comments, etc.), just drop me an e-mail or leave a comment and I’ll sort you out with access.

Fab storm last night: Claire and I went out in it to see the lighting from the prom, and got completely soaked.

Sewage Leak Update

I see that the council are still recommending that people don’t swim in the sea off Aberystwyth, with signs all along the promenade, after a pollution incident at the weekend, although they’ve allowed access to the beach again. I called the hotline number and determined that the sewage leak most likely occured at the pumping station near Rummers.

My suspicions were confirmed today when I took this photograph on my way to work:

A JCB digging near the sewage pump by the River Rheidol