Warning: Extreme Geek Humour

Sat in Burger King...

Bryn: So many nice things come in .deb packages...
Dan: Yeh. Except for some nice things which still come in nasty RPM-shaped packages.
Bryn: I'm not even sure I have an RPM package manager installed.
Dan: I'm sure you can 'apt-get' one.

Oh; how we laughed.