Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I’ve heard so far today:
- Clapped too loudly
- Sang too loudly
- Sang too quietly
- Sang the wrong words
- Put their feet too close to the dog
- Ate the last grape
- Ate the wrong grape (!?)
- Finished brushing their teeth first
- Clapped too loudly, again
- Called somebody “buttocks”
- Said somebody had buttocks
- Expressed interest in going a different route to school
- Put shoes on in wrong order