Tag: sex
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Fun. Cool. Saucy. Axe Feather.
This was fun even before I realised that tickling her in different places when she was in different positions had different effects.
I like it.
Many years later, I’d go on to recreate this advertisement using modern web technologies. -
Yay, my underwear from Figleaves turned up today, I have new bras…
Ruth wrote:
Yay, my underwear from Figleaves turned up today, I have new bras which fit. Now my breasts look enormous, which is a bit scary...
Let me see, let me see!
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The Gender Genie
The Gender Genie is quite remarkable. Copy-paste a heap of your journal entries (and state that journal entries is what they are) and it will attempt to guess your gender, based on the language used (and partially explain it's reasoning).
I'm apparently male, with a two-thirds certainty. Not bad. -
Lariam Dream The Fourth
Perhaps the most disturbing dream yet since I started on this weird medication. And I promise you that if you know the people starring in it, you'll be scared, too...
Warning: Sexually Explicit Content - You Have Been Warned
I only remember fragments of the dream, but two particular images stand out:
Lots of men in … -
Is There Anything More Romantic?
Claire and I stayed up late and played multiplayer Civilization 3: Conquests together. When the Carthaginians picked on her, I stuck up for her and razed one of their cities. We're hoping that by working together, we might be able to get a spaceship to Alpha Centauri before 1900.
We played until it started to get … -
Claire's Dad Has Carpet Burns
Of all the things your life would not be complete without knowing, this has to appear way, way down the list.
Nonetheless, we should all point and laugh at Paul, Bryn, and Adam that this 60-something year-old man managed to score within a shorter time frame than they had. When you take everything into account, this … -
Frustrating
How frustrating is it to write 5 CDs for clients, only to discover an error in some SQL scripts on them that mean that they won't work outside of the development LAN... <grr>
It's the world rebalancing the good and bad things, I guess. Making up for last night's wild rampant sex tour of the flat … -
AbNib & Str8Up!
Oh yeh; and, in case you hadn't noticed - AbNib is down. And it's not my fault! The server fucked up something rotten, but seems to be okay now. And whoever posted a comment to one of my entries the other day and had it not-appear; sorry: same issue.
I'll try to get AbNib up again … -
Wattafu?
Sian wrote:
Amazon book recommendations have just recommended me the book 'A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting'. Their reasoning for this is that I have 'Amelie' on my WishList. There is a prize for anyone who can explain to me the logic behind this.
It's at http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1890159026/ref=sr_aps_books_1_1/026-9579525-7588416, for those of … -
Eventful
Been excessively busy this last week: lots and lots of work. Pulled a 16-and-a-half hour work day on Wednesday, fixing the entire network where my co-workers were unable to. It's a lot nicer now. In other news, I won an eBay auction for a copy of the 1974 edition of Parker Games "Careers" board game, …
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Thursday Afternoon
Good progress at work today, easily catching up on the things I didn't get done yesterday on account of having been at the Royal Welsh Show.
AbNib is proving itself popular, but I'm still not happy with it: there are a load of really cool features I'd like to add, yet. But that's a job for … -
AbNib
As this article from the BBC and this article on icWales states,Aberystwyth is getting a sex shop (you can confirm it for yourselves by checking the pink banner at the top of the official web site.
That'll save me spending so much on mail order goods. -
Hunting For Bambi
This news article, entitled Hunting For Bambi, amused me for a few minutes.
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Injured
Spent last night on the beach with Andy, Alec, Paul, Claire, and others last night. Folks like Andy and Alec are in Aber for the graduate's ball tomorrow, we we went out for a barbecue. I took along my new juggling gear and practised juggling flaming brands. I wasn't very good at it. I need …
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U.W.A. Professor Dies At ‘Massage’ Parlour
I laughed.
[picture rem0ved]
The chap pictured above, a certain Dr. Williams, professor in economics and astronomy, was found dead this morning at a massage parlour in Cardiff (full story here). Just out of curiosity, I looked up the parlour in question. sexywales.com reports it as follows:
A Touch Of Class Massage
112 Woodville Road, Cardiff
029 2023 6880 …