Fucking Vibe Coding

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My workplace is now name-and-shaming/praising engineering teams based on a ranking of what proportion of their PRs use generative AI, with more-vibe-codey teams scoring “higher” than less-vibe-codey ones.

There are no metrics to back up the assumption that these teams are more-productive, or produce fewer regressions, or develop and maintain their skills better. It’s just supposed to be a given. When challenged, senior management falls back on “it’s used at [name of large company], so we need to use it too” arguments.

Fuck.

Dead Dad Day

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Happy Dead Dad Day to those who celebrate (which I guess, in reality, is just me and my sisters).

I could have really appreciated being able to phone my dad, today, to talk about the ongoing challenges with making my house habitable after the flood.

Ah well. At least we’ve now got (some) electricity in (some of) the house: that’s an exciting development. And we’ve got somewhere to live for the next two weeks: that’s good news, too.

Thermal Cut-Out

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Note to self: when running a big ol’ 13 amp dehumidifier through an extension cable that’s longer than you need, do not leave the excess cable on the spool, or else what you’ve made is a 13 amp electromagnet and that shit gets hot. 😅

(Fortunately nobody is stupid enough to sell me a 10 metre, 13 amp extension cable without a thermal cut-out.)

Laurels

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Sometimes I feel like I’m resting on my laurels.

The most-important thing that I’ve given to the world is almost-certainly Three Rings. Three Rings facilitates several volunteer-years of volunteer work every day. Over the last 23 years it’s become so essential a service that several major charities – and innumerable smaller grassroots groups – can’t conceive of how they functioned without it.

A distant second is probably FreeDeedPoll.org.uk, through which I’ve helped tens of thousands of people to change their name for free. Plus, through this I’ve learned enough about the law that I’ve been able to support people fighting discriminatory behaviour by high street banks, and trans kids whose parents don’t support their identity, and dual-citizens standing up against illiberal laws in their ‘other’ countries, and divorcees whose estranged exes won’t let them share their name with their children.

Everything else is a far-distant third. All the voluntary work, all the open-source, all the… everything… will probably never leave a mark so significant as, y’know, those two. (If any of this sounds like a humblebrag, I’m sorry: that’s truly not my intention.)

What if I waste the second half of my adult life producing… nothing? At least: nothing of even remotely-comparable value? Have I “peaked”? Have I already done the most-good for the world that I ever will? Where will that leave me in five, ten, or twenty years?

Ultimately, the problem is that I might never be “enough” for my own standards. Possibly what I need isn’t to “make more things”, it’s to “have more therapy”!

But for now: this is what weighs on me from time to time.

Assing

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I feel like I’ve spent the last week or so half-assing everything. Both at work and at home I’ve started countless tasks but finished almost none.

Not entirely sure what’s gotten me. Some opportunistic bug that’s left me feeling run-down, but not quite enough to call myself “sick”? An insufficiency of sleep? Too damn little sunlight this time of year? Not enough fibre (which is apparently the solution to everything this year)???

Ron Swanson, from Parks & Rec, posits that you should 'Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.'

Whatever it is, my body and brain wish I were hibernating, and are making known their displeasure at my having to do useful things like wrangle children and code. Thinking’s a little bit like wading through treacle.

Wake me when it’s spring. Meanwhile, I’ve picked out two tasks that, if I can complete today, will at least make me feel like I’ve achieved something this week. Let’s see how we get on.

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2026 Kicks Off

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At first I couldn’t get behind the “reboot to 2016” trend. It feels like if you want a nostalgic “simpler time” you need to go back around two decades, not one1… plus 2016 wasn’t even that great, was it?2

A line of six partial star outlines, as used in the iconography of Blackstar, David Bowie's final album.
RIP.

But so far, I’ve got to admit, 2026 feels like it’s off to a… challenging start, too. Several of the folks closest to me seem to be struggling, and it sucks.

Don’t get me wrong: 2026 doesn’t suck like 2012 sucked. It definitely doesn’t suck like 2017 sucked.3

But… I don’t know, it just feels like the first couple of weeks of 2026 have been… “playing on hard mode”.

Ruth, JTA, Dan, and their kids, rendered a pixel-art characters.
Not pictured: the dog. Because as much as I love her, I don’t feel like she’s “got my back” like everybody else depicted here.

Fortunately, I’m backed by the same kickass family team that handled the (tough!) challenges of those previous years, so I’m confident that we’ve got this.

But for a couple of moments, I’ve been enticed by the idea that maybe we could reboot ourselves back a decade! Wouldn’t it be nice if wishing something hard enough could make it so!

Anyway: better get back to trying to make this year… better. There’s lots of time left to turn it around, at least.

Footnotes

1 Although the trend’s been spearheaded by Gen-Zs, so I guess 2006 will be earlier than they can remember, if they were born at all!

2 The UK voted for Brexit, the USA voted for Trump, and Turkey failed to overthrow their authoritarian leader, resulting in even-tighter crackdowns on civil liberties. The USA saw its deadliest ever mass-shooting (at the time) at the Orlando Pulse gay nightclub, Islamic extremists killed and injured hundreds in France, and Hurricane Matthew flattened Haiti. We lost Carrie Fisher, Prince, and David Bowie. If you’re reminiscing about 2016 as a “good year”, you might be doing it wrong.

3 If you know, you know.

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Note #27698

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It’s Thanksgiving, and so the vast majority of my team and wider colleagues – who are based in the US – are off. That’s fine, I figured: a chance to me to get my heads down for some undistracted coding time.

The Universe had a different idea:

Graph showing a server's error rate spike to ~50% in two surges from around 11:30-11:45 and 11:50-12:05.

On the upside, today I learned a lot about the internals of the system that was at fault. 🤪

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Sick Day

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I hate being ill.

Not (just) for the obvious and immediate reasons: (this time around: the nausea, the musculoskeletal aches, the dizziness) the physical symptoms.

It’s a psychological issue I get hung up on. It feels wastefully unproductive to put aside time to rest and recover; extravagantly selfish to take care of myself before others: an unearned luxury to lie in bed while the rest of the world works.

Clearly there’s a deeper issue here. Feeling (seen as?) underproductive or not pulling my weight is a real hangup for me. I’ve long established a pecking order of my priorities that puts my self-care… pretty low down.

That turns out to be a general psychological sticking point for me, probably for most of my life. I’ve been working on it for a few years, though, and I think I’m getting better at it. This morning, I managed to stop myself from staggering downstairs to help ensure the kids got up and ate breakfast, before a bleary-eyed stagger to my desk to check my work email. Instead, I’m still just lying here in bed, an hour after my alarm rang.

I still hate being ill. But maybe I’m getting better (at it)?

Lost at School

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Things lost by the eldest child by the end of her first two weeks of secondary school:

  • Art sketchpad
  • Art apron
  • Scientific calculator
  • Ruler
  • Pair of compasses
  • Class timetable (since rediscovered)
  • Umbrella
  • Shoes 🤯

I can’t point fingers: I was at least as absent-minded myself.

I must’ve driven my parents crazy, too.

Retroactive Name Changes

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By a convenience of dates, I can today count in exact months how long I’ve spent in each of three phases of my life:

  1. A child, with my birth name: 216 months
  2. An adult, still with my birth name: 98 month
  3. An adult, now with my assumed name: 222 months

(I drew a pretty pie chart but a crash ate it.)

Or in other numbers: I’ve now spent ~70% of my adult life, or ~41% of my entire life, living by a name I chose for myself.

I used a deed poll to change my name. And nowadays – with several iterations of my personal documentation issued over the 18½ years I’ve been using my name – it doesn’t even come up any more, except when somebody observes “hey, that’s an unusual name you’ve got there!” I haven’t even looked at my deed poll in over a decade, for example. My name today is more well-established as the one I was given at birth was by the time I reached adulthood.


And so it occurred to me this weekend, while I was reimplementing FreeDeedPoll.org.uk: because I was born in Scotland, there’s no reason I can’t also get my name changed on the one remaining bit of documentation that still has my birth name: my birth certificate! Scottish law allows me to have this retroactively changed for a modest fee, which would result in a re-issued birth certificate that showed “Dan Q” (with my birth name included as an “also known as”).

I’m flip-flopping on whether I should. Want to see my pros/cons lists?

Pros:

  • It’s the one last (changeable) thing that could reflect my actual name
  • It feels a little weird nowadays when I bump into my old name (e.g. on my first degree certificate, which I had to dig out earlier this year for a job application)
  • It’d be nice to understand the Scottish process, as (via FreeDeedPoll.org.uk) I end up helping lots of people to change their name

Cons:

  • I don’t need it; I’ve got all the documentation I could ever need and much, much more in my name; it’ll probably make no material difference to my life
  • It seems symbolically like a rejection of the past, or of my family, or of an attempt to rewrite history, all of which feel icky
  • It’s not free!

I don’t know which way I’ll eventually fall on this. Considering how… inconsequential it’d be, either way, to my day-to-day life… it’s surprising how much of an itch it is, at the back of my brain!

Note #27143

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Last night, an undermaintained VPS of mine went kaput.

The data’s all fine, and most of the services I was running on it came back up in new homes without difficulty, but just a handful of things are still down, including textplain.blog and freedeedpoll.org.uk, ugh.

Not the best start to a Friday when I’ve got a backlog of day-job work to do.

Hobsplosion

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Outside of Christmas Day, I don’t often get to use 6+ hobs and both ovens simultaneously, but I appreciate the ability to do so when I need them.

Eight-hob gas range with four saucepans and a large frying pan vein heated.

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M4 + Colima SVE headaches

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I spent most of a day getting my new development environment set up, because I kept hitting issues that nobody at my new employer had experienced before. A “perfect storm” of coincidences that conspired together to completely wreck my chance of a simple setup.

The factors?

  • Apple’s M4 processors remove the SVE architecture and its instruction set, which was present in the M1 through M3
  • The Colima dockerisation tool still reports to arm64 containers that SVE is available
  • Java < 24 will, by default, use SVE for some functions if it’s told that it’s available
  • Opensearch 2.x will not run on Java > 23

If any one of those statements were not true, I wouldn’t have had any trouble. But the combination of all four of them meant that I was getting proper segfault-death crashes.

I blame Apple. Who removes instructions from a processor within the same family‽ (I’m sure that in reality there’s probably some important reason for it that’s beyond my ken, but still!)

Fuck/off

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Embarrassingly, it took until 2018 before Three Rings implemented pronouns in a way I could be proud of (and it’s only improved since then!). But it still gives me a smug satisfaction, every time I see some hateful shit mock respectful pronoun use, to think how my software would respond to them.

Meme-style comic with two frames. The first frame, captioned 'Shitheads be like', shows the 'Harp Darp' character saying 'I identify as hater and my pronouns are fuck/off'. The second frame, captioned 'Literally any software I design be like', shows a Three Rings logo saying 'No problem, hater.' (along with a trollface), followed by a screenshot from Three Rings in which somebody has entered their pronouns as 'fuck/off'; showing examples of how Three Rings will respect their pronouns, including 'fuck signed up to a shift by fuckself' and 'you can see other shifts of offs'.

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One thing too many

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In case I wasn’t having a challenging enough fortnight… while playing in a pool with the kids I accidentally smashed my face into the side of the pool. 😢.

Close-up f Dan's mouth showing a shattered front tooth.

Time to check when my (ex-)work private dental cover expires, I guess. Really hoping it’s not, like, today or something.

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