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  • Escalators down onto railway station platforms.

    Announcers and Automation

    A friend of mine used to do railway station announcements and was so good that he could do it from memory. That job now belongs to a computer. And that's fine.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (493 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 December, 2022
  • Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today:


    Clapped too loudly
    Sang too loudly
    Sang too quietly
    Sang the wrong words
    Put their feet too close to the dog
    Ate the last grape
    Ate the wrong grape (!?) โ€ฆ

    Read more (77 words)

    • Note
    • 14 comments
    • posted 28 November, 2022
  • Far Side comic #12326, from 23 November 2022, shown in FreshRSS. The comic shows two bulls dressed in trenchcoats and hats browsing a china shop; one staff member says to the other "I got a bad feeling about this, Harriet."

    The Far Side in FreshRSS

    The proxy I implemented to bypass The Far Side's lack of an RSS feed is now unnecessary, because FreshRSS is better than ever.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (907 words)

    • Article
    • 16 comments
    • posted 23 November, 2022
  • When Twitter Loses, WordPress Wins

    Alex Standiford observes that Automattic stand to win from Twitter's losses; I'd like to expand on that a tiny bit.

    Read more (177 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 21 November, 2022
  • Screenshots showing STS-6, listing the most-recent blog posts on DanQ.me, in two different display styles.

    Spring '83 Came And Went

    As the sun begins to set on Spring '83, I finally finish implementing my server for the protocol, way too late for anybody to pay attention or notice.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (795 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 20 November, 2022
  • Matt Westcott stands to the side of a stage, drinking beer, while centrestage a cross-shaped "pharmacy sign" projects an animation of an ambulance rocketing into a starfield.

    Oxford Geek Nights #52

    Oxford Geek Night returned this week after an incredibly-long hiatus, and it was amazing.

    Read more (384 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 19 November, 2022
  • Screenshot showing this blog rendered as plain text as the result of running finger blog@danq.me at a Linux terminal.

    Finger Portal to WordPress Blog

    Has anybody ever made a Finger-to-WordPress gateway before? No? Can you imagine why that might be?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (741 words)

    • Article
    • 28 comments
    • posted 17 November, 2022
  • Unable to sleep, I found myself wondering whether anybody with a retro-hipster vibe had built a smart pocketwatch. All your smartwatch features, but in pocketwatch format.


    Then I realised I was describing a mobile phone on a keychain.

    Read more (38 words)

    • Note
    • posted 8 November, 2022
  • Just when I thought I'd seen every conceivable XML data format with an approved MIME type (!) I discover @mamund's Maze+XML, a format for describing orthoganally-connected squares of a maze.

    Read more (30 words)

    • Note
    • 7 comments
    • posted 7 November, 2022
  • Two bowls of porridge with sultanas, each topped with a jumbo marshmallow (one pink, one white) being toasted by a blowtorch (mostly off-camera).

    Kids: We want porridge for breakfast.
    Me: How do you want it?
    Kids: Surprise us.
    Presenting... oatmeal, honey and sultanas with a toasted marshmallow.

    Read more (24 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 October, 2022
  • Was a 10th century speaker of Old Saxon a "Saxophone"? ๐Ÿค”

    Read more - about 1 minutes (10 words)

    • Note
    • posted 26 September, 2022
  • Dan lying in bed, giving a weak "thumbs up".

    Covid Brain

    After keeping it at bay for years, Dan finally catches Covid and it makes his brain go wonky.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (638 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 23 September, 2022
  • Pizza on fire in oven.

    How Not to use A Pizza Oven

    Dan gets a wood-fired oven for his birthday and immediately uses it to destroy several pieces of cookware. Made tasty pizza, though!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (487 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 8 January, 2021
  • Bright sunlight in an almost-cloudless blue sky.

    Staying Sane with GEMSAW

    Dan shares GEMSAW, the mnemonic acronym behind his self-care routine during these challenging times.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1010 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 December, 2020
  • Dan with his Masters Degree certificate (Master of Science in Computing: Information Security and Forensics)

    I'm unlikely to get a graduation ceremony like last time (on account of social distancing and whatnot), but I get a certificate to acknowledge my most-recent qualification.

    Read more (27 words)

    • Note
    • 18 comments
    • posted 7 August, 2020

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