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Tag: prostitution

  • Poundland Nooky

    500 Internal Server Error (minxylydia.com) false There aren't many great things to write about Hounslow, other than me being in it isn't the sort of place that brings in visitors. There's a tired shopping centre, an Asda (whose car park has just been closed), lots of planes going over and Hounslow Heath, which frankly is โ€ฆ

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    • Repost
    • posted 3 February, 2018
  • Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!

    If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic, it's JTA's fault. You read it here first.

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    • Article
    • posted 11 May, 2011
  • Hunting For Bambi

    This news article, entitled Hunting For Bambi, amused me for a few minutes.

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    • Note
    • posted 17 July, 2003
  • U.W.A. Professor Dies At โ€˜Massageโ€™ Parlour

    I laughed.

    [picture rem0ved]

    The chap pictured above, a certain Dr. Williams, professor in economics and astronomy, was found dead this morning at a massage parlour in Cardiff (full story here). Just out of curiosity, I looked up the parlour in question. sexywales.com reports it as follows:
    A Touch Of Class Massage
    112 Woodville Road, Cardiff
    029 2023 6880 โ€ฆ

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 12 June, 2003
  • Claire Goes To Norfolk

    My love, Claire, disappeared to Norfolk today. I won't see her for a week. My horniness is going to be unmeasurable within days. Hmm... I wonder how much a prostitute costs around here?

    A quick search on PunterNet UK (a prostitute review site) doesn't find any ladies for hire in Aberystwyth. That's disgraceful. I think I โ€ฆ

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    • Article
    • posted 6 April, 2003

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