Tag: medicine
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The Snip, Part 2
Dan is rendered sterile, and takes a picture of the removed parts of his vas deferens to share with you, along with his write-up of the entire procedure. Aren't you lucky.
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The Snip, Part 1
It's been a long time coming, but next week, after years of promising, Dan is finally going to put his genitals where his mouth is and get himself a vasectomy. Here's why...
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The Tampon Gun
Dan reminisces about weaponising tampons, back in about 2003, and then going on a rampage. It's like paintball, only far, far cheaper.
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Ouch
For a few months now, Dan's been suffering from what his doctor is diagnosing this week as cluster headaches. Whether or not she's right, it's certainly pretty shit.
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Content Freeze
After a significant blow to the head, Dan loses the ability to write to his long-term memory for several hours. Hilarity ensues.
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The Doctor That DOESN’T Just Tell You What You Want To Hear
I went to the doctor this morning to discuss the side-effects of the lariam tablets. I'd made the appointment just a week ago, when I was still having weird mood swings and not being able to sleep, like, at all. Since my last tablet, though, last Tuesday, I've been pretty much fine: nothing worse than …