Tag: funny
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It's time to winterize your vagina
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Breakout your plug-in vibrator and don’t forget the snow stud sheath. No battery-powered device can plow through vaginal snow pack. You need alternating current to warm that shit up after a long day of sitting naked outside filling your vagina with snow and ice. Don’t get clitoral anti freeze though, that crap stings like a … -
Who's On Grill
"So, the machines have finally decided that they can talk to us, eh?"
[We apologize for the delay. Removing the McDonald's branding from the building, concocting distinct recipes with the food supplies we can still obtain, and adjusting to an entirely non-human workforce has been a difficult transition. Regardless, we are dedicated to continuing to provide … -
One off the #bucketlist this morning when local radio station @JACKfmOxford said, on-air, "Dan, please stop texting us puns."
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AWOOOOO
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How To Play - Carcassonne
https://youtu.be/DJ2Si2sjHNY (youtu.be)
The Dragon's Tomb (YouTube)
This is not your typical How To Play. I'll bet you never knew the real rules for Carcassonne... -
REPORT: Cards Against Humanity officially surpasses acoustic guitars as the most annoying thing you can bring to a party - The Beaverton
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/06/report-cards-against-humanity-officially-surpasses-acoustic-guitars-as-the-most-annoying-thing-you-can-bring-to-a-party/ (thebeaverton.com) VICTORIA, BC – After data collection from thousands of parties across the country, reports are coming in that the annoying person who brings an acoustic guitar to a party is now officially less hated than the person who expects everyone to sit down and play Cards Against Humanity.
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Daft Lego
YouTube (youtube.com)
TECHNICally Possible (YouTube)
You've seen Daft Punk music videos before. You've seen remixes of Daft Punk music videos before. You've seen Lego remixes of Daft Punk music videos before. But you haven't seen anything like this before (unless you've seen this before). -
Cautionary Tales
Cautionary Tales (Vimeo) A short film written & directed by Us - http://www.cautionary-tales.co.uk MAKING OF - https://vimeo.com/252215890 "A bizarre incident as a young boy…
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Are You Ready to Have Friends with Kids?
Are You Ready to Have Friends with Kids? (The New Yorker) Once you have friends with kids, your life is no longer about you. It’s about your friends’ kids. Having friends with kids is a huge responsibility. It’s not for everyone. Maybe you like swearing, and having a child in the room would cut into …
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Where does my council tax go?
Where does my council tax go - a Freedom of Information request to South Somerset District Council (WhatDoTheyKnow) I have recently recieved my council tax bill and would like to know excatly where my money goes. On the minimal breakdown that is stated on the letter, it states i pay three different council departments i …
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Neural nets respond to pranks like children do
There's a lot of fun to be had in "pranking" image-recognising neural nets with unusual photos. But the ways in which they fail might be a clue about how young humans learn language, too.
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Games to Play With Your Child in Which You Barely Have to Move or Talk
Games to Play With Your Child in Which You Barely Have to Move or Talk by by Raquel D'Apice (The Ugly Volvo) I see a lot of ideas online for things to do with your child, but most of them are a lot of work. Many of them involve an unnerving amount of craftiness and/or …
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The Pig War of 1859
The Pig War of 1859 (Historic UK) Undeniably one of the most obscure and unusual 'wars' in history, this is the story of how the killing of an escaped pig almost caused a war between the United States and Britain. 'The Pig War' is perhaps one of the most obscure and unusual wars in history. …
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Becky falls off a chair in McDonalds
Originally from a tweet.
In case anyone needs a good laugh today here’s me falling off a stool in McDonald’s that a friend found on the CCTV
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The 1969 Easter Mass Incident
http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident (gallusrostromegalus) The 1969 Easter Mass Incident Content Warnings: Religion, food, symbolic cannibalism, symbolic gore, penis mention, Blasphemy, SO MUCH BLASPHEMY, weapons, war mention. Mind the warnings and your... When my dad was a young man and still a practicing catholic, he participated in a small church communion that nearly got him and six other …