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Tag: banks

  • Posted letter from HSBC saying that emails to me have been returned undelivered, held in front of a screen showing a recent email from HSBC sitting in my Inbox.

    That's Not How Email Works, HSBC

    A confusing letter from HSBC informed me that I've not been receiving their emails, and I have to change the email address they use to contact me. Except I've been receiving all of their emails just fine! The problem, it turns out, is that surveillance capitalism is now so-widespread that the bank cannot conceive that their own attempts to spy on their customers might not be 100% reliable...

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1730 words)

    • Article
    • 18 comments
    • posted 28 January, 2026
  • Carefully-censored letter from Halifax, highlighting the parts that show my correct address, last four digits of my card, and my credit limit... and where it shows a pair of names that are not mine.

    Halifax Shared My Credit Agreement!

    Today, my partner's husband received a letter, addressed to him, about a change to his credit card agreement. Except the letter wasn't about his credit card... it was about mine! Halifax dun goofed.

    Read more (268 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 April, 2025
  • Mobile phone, held in a white person's hand, showing an online banking screenshot: a payment to John Smith is being configured, with the reference set as "Minge fuck slag".

    The 55 Words you Can't Say in Faster Payments

    Step aside, George Carlin! Sam Easterby-Smith wants to share with the world the 55 words you can't say in a UK faster payments reference.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 12 February, 2025
  • Dan, near his front door, reads his mail. His facial expression suggests that he's about to exclaim "What!?"

    Email Tracking and Paperless Banking

    Dan's paperless baking gets taken away when he doesn't consent to them tracking when and where he reads their emails.

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    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 16 November, 2021
  • Text message: "Follow this link to download your free Lloyds Bank Mobile Banking app. http://www.lloydsbank.com/mobileapp"

    Hey @LloydsBank! 2009 called and asked if you're done sending your customers links to unencrypted HTTP endpoints yet. How do you feel about switching this to a HTTPS link rather than relying on an interceptable/injectable HTTP request?

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 11 May, 2021
  • A man signs a document.

    Santander to Accept Homemade Deeds Poll

    Santander are one of two banks who've been a thorn in Dan's side since he started helping people to change their name by deed poll. But no longer, perhaps.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (617 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 18 July, 2020
  • My mobile banking app, showing me a special six digit code.

    Cardless Cashpoints

    RBS Group banks now offer the ability to withdraw cash from ATMs without using a bank card, by making the withdrawal request from their mobile app. Dan gives it a go, and shares his thoughts on the process.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (949 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 14 June, 2012
  • Bank Security

    Dan tries to tell a bank that their website is insecure. You'd think it'd be easier than this.

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    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 26 April, 2011
  • scan.co.uk

    Ruth wrote:



    We are in the process of ordering a new computer. Most of the bits are coming from Scan. Now, their range is lovely, and their postage policy is reasonably sensible, but they have a dumb policy on debit cards.

    If you pay with a debit card (instead of a credit card), you can โ€ฆ

    Read more - about 4 minutes (734 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 18 September, 2005
  • HSBC Account

    HSBC have closed my bank account with them: a bank account I'd had with them since they were Midland Bank, back when I was still in high school. I hadn't used it for, well - anything at all - for the last 9 months or so, and didn't know it had been closed (they'd never โ€ฆ

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 7 June, 2005
  • Image representing post: HSBC Advertising

    HSBC Advertising


    Gotta love HSBC. No, this isn't a real ad.

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    • posted 19 July, 2004
  • Online Banking

    NatWest phoned me today in response to my complaint the other day that their online banking service refused to support Opera, my web browser of choice, seemingly for no good reason. I threatened to take my account elsewhere. Regardless, they've promised to look into it and try to make the site Opera-compatible, and I've said โ€ฆ

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    • posted 28 August, 2003

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