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Tag: amazon

  • Got to say, it's very sporting of AWS to make compliance with their terms of service and acceptable use policy optional.

    Full image of Screenshot of dropdown field labelled 'Will you will comply with AWS Service Terms and AUP - optional', currently set to 'Yes'. The label is saying that the field is optional, but the joke is that it sounds like complying with the terms of service is optional.
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    Screenshot of dropdown field labelled 'Will you will comply with AWS Service Terms and AUP - optional', currently set to 'Yes'. The label is saying that the field is optional, but the joke is that it sounds like complying with the terms of service is optional.

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    • posted 3 June, 2026
  • Post-it Note Affirmations and the Amazon Dash

    The amazon dash is a pinnacle of modern web design. It's one of the most intrusive, complex, and resource-dependent devices we've introduced into our homes, yet it appears as a simple oval with a single button for a single use. The use is absurdly narrow: the button will have a picture of Tide detergent, and โ€ฆ

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    • posted 19 February, 2019
  • Prime and Punishment

    by Josh Dzieza For sellers, Amazon is a quasi-state. They rely on its infrastructure โ€” its warehouses, shipping network, financial systems, and portal to millions of customers โ€” and pay taxes in the form of fees. They also live in terror of its rules, which often change and are harshly enforced.

    ...

    ...the only way back from โ€ฆ

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    • posted 21 December, 2018
  • Wattafu?

    Sian wrote:
    Amazon book recommendations have just recommended me the book 'A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting'. Their reasoning for this is that I have 'Amelie' on my WishList. There is a prize for anyone who can explain to me the logic behind this.
    It's at http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1890159026/ref=sr_aps_books_1_1/026-9579525-7588416, for those of โ€ฆ

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    • posted 1 November, 2003

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