GMail Invites

I’ve got nine GMail invites. Does anybody want one? Check the comments to this post to see how many have gone, and leave a comment to this post if you want one.

Headache

My head really hurts. Ow.

Hayley’s LiveJournal

You know, there’ve been several occassions on which I’d have really loved to have left a comment on Hayley’s LiveJournal, but she’s set it so that only people she’s listed as “friends” can post comments to it, and she hasn’t listed anybody as friends!

But hey; now that I’ve mentioned this on my blog, everybody who knows us both will pester her until she fixes it. Winnage.

Quote Of The Day

Heard this today:

“There’s something the Student’s Union don’t want: a silent, invisible, anonymous army of disgruntled students.”

Made me smile.

My Greatest Weakness

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Thanks Dad. Love you Claire. Will all be fine yet.

“Alcohol! Now there’s a temporary solution!”

Improved Viagra Available From Chemists

As of next week, an improved version of Viagra will be available – without prescription – from your local chemist. Just go up to the counter and request Mycoxafloppin. Satisfy your woman! Cure your errectile disorder! Make $$$ fast! No… wait.

A Slogan For SmartData

SmartData‘s considering this as a new slogan to replace “Enjoy smart business. Make data work for you.” We’ve all been asked to ‘try out’ the proposed new slogan with friends/family/whoever and get some feedback, so I thought I’d put it on my blog. Here we go:

Free time. Work easy. SmartData.

Comments, please.