For $12.99, you can have a model smash your phone and publish the video to the internet for you to enjoy again and again. Fucking weird.
Kind: Notes
Simpsons, Puppets, And Alcohol
Sat up last night with Bryn and Claire with a cheap bottle of wine and the remains of an expensive bottle of whiskey and watched The Simpsons (Season 3, DVD 2) and Puppets Who Kill (Season 1, the episodes we hadn’t seen yet).
A nice night in.
My Greatest Weakness
This post was censored by its author shortly after its publication. The original contents are believed to be completely lost. See: all censored posts.
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Thanks Dad. Love you Claire. Will all be fine yet.
“Alcohol! Now there’s a temporary solution!”
Improved Viagra Available From Chemists
As of next week, an improved version of Viagra will be available – without prescription – from your local chemist. Just go up to the counter and request Mycoxafloppin. Satisfy your woman! Cure your errectile disorder! Make $$$ fast! No… wait.
A Slogan For SmartData
SmartData‘s considering this as a new slogan to replace “Enjoy smart business. Make data work for you.” We’ve all been asked to ‘try out’ the proposed new slogan with friends/family/whoever and get some feedback, so I thought I’d put it on my blog. Here we go:
Free time. Work easy. SmartData.
Comments, please.
Error Message Of The Day
Sometimes being a geek is funny.
Fluxx
8pm, Arts Centre, Be There Or Be Elsewhere
Contrary to my perpetually changing plans, we’re off to see Bubba Ho-Tep at the Arts Centre tonight – 8pm. If you’re in town and need a slightly more relaxed night out, come along!
National Full-Stop Shortage
Extract from a personal (online) conversation, today:
Rockmonkey: it was very boring well no not boring but i could understand law like u and a simple web site so didn’t pay attention and explained it to others after
AvaPoet: Here, have a packet of full stops, you must have run out: [……………..]
The Silence Of The RockMonkeys
Argh! Nothing’s happeneing on RockMonkey… I’m being forced to waste time by making phallic sculptures out of blu-tack.
Dudley’s Dungeon
Another fantastic Dudley’s Dungeon (comic for Nethack-lovers) today.
I have lots to do.
Good To Be In D.C.
The guys behind "This Land" have done it again – this time with "It’s Good To Be In D.C.". Requires Shockwave Flash – click here to watch!
The Onion’s “Election Day Guide”
The Onion have some tips for those who’s be voting next week, our friends on the other side of the pond. Worth reading.
RockMonkey
Yay! I’ve got a page on RockMonkey.
Plug.
If Architects Had To Work Like Web Designers
This blog entry amused me today… it’s true that people don’t seem to treat web engineering as a discipline that requires any kind of planning or organisation. Jon knows what I’m talking about.