One does not simply walk into Mortor…
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Geeky Humour – The Concatenator
String c = a.concat(b); has never been so violent.
Bill Gates Is Dead
Have you seen the tribute site to the life and death of Bill Gates: Bill Gates Is Dead.
The Ad Graveyard
The Ad Graveyard collects some of the best and funniest rejected and cancelled advertisements in the world.
Three More “Extremely Critical” Internet Explorer 6 Vulnerabilities
Three more “extremely critical” Internet Explorer vulnerabilities are being reported today. Secunia‘s advice – Use another product.
Fnorders Of The Day
Wow. The “Fnorders Of The Day” (the message in the little strip between this site’s title and the posts) for today is “Ignore previous message. The beer bottle manipulates the drunken ski lift. Fnord.” That’s brilliant.
Crosslink: I reimplemented Fnorders many years later.
The Stigma Of The Amiga
Ah; Computers
Heh! Celoxis, a web-based project management tool we‘ve been experimenting with, e-mailed me twice today – just past midnight, and half an hour later – to remind me that it will be my birthday on Saturday (in case I didn’t know). Better yet, our mail server picked up on these e-mails and flagged them as ‘spam’. Wonderful.
Security Through Obscurity Reaches A New Low
PowerPizza! It’s a laptop bag that looks like a pizza box! No longer do you have to worry about your attractive laptop being an easy target for thieves – who’d want to steal a pizza box?
Fucking crazy. But I love it.
Santa! Santa! Santa!
If you’re a fan of Weebls’ Stuff (think Badger! Badger! Badger!), you’ve got to take a look at this. Can you guess how the fourth verse ends before it happens?
What Shall We Do For New Year?
Well; it’s New Year’s Eve tomorrow, and I know that some folks (like Bryn, Matt, and Liz) are back in town – what’s everybody want to do to see in the New Year (as good an excuse for merriment as any other)?
Bloody Power Cut
For the last two hours, it seems, large chunks of residential central Aberystwyth have been completely without electricity. Anybody know what’s going on? Drop me a text.
Santa Hijacked By Elf Qaeda
This story just in: Santa’s sleigh has been hijacked by terrorists!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, and all that bollocks.
Sorry; just wanted to be the first person on Abnib to make a Christmas Day post.
Right… where’s the sherry?
Geekiest Christmas Card Ever
Just recieved this e-card from my mum’s boyfriend.