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  • This young lady's so proud of herself! This morning, she was up in time to catch in-the-act the burglar who visits us three times a week and steals the empty glass bottles we leave on our doorstep.

    Full image of Young French Bulldog, standing, looking happy, tongue hanging out.
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    Young French Bulldog, standing, looking happy, tongue hanging out.

    She did such a good job of scaring him off that he left us some milk and orange juice by way of apology.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 May, 2024
  • Dave Winer kindly let me know about a proposed standard for linking to OPML blogrolls. Given that I added a page containing my blogroll last year, it was easy enough for me to add a tiny bit of code to the header to add support for automatic detection of my blogroll.

    <link rel="blogroll" type="text/xml" href="/blogroll.xml" title="Dan Q's blogroll">

    Now all we need is some tools that can do such detection!

    (You'll note I've added a title attribute: as I discovered the other day, some browsers including ELinks will show all <link>s of unknown rel="..." at the top of the page and I wanted this one to make sense!)

    • Note
    • 5 comments
    • posted 3 May, 2024
  • I'm still a little miffed that my local council took it on themselves to "correct" my name on the electoral roll to something it isn't, thereby potentially disenfranchising me (I can't produce photo ID in the fake name they came up with!).

    But I'm pleased to report that, after prompting, they were able to correct their mistake before I got to the polling station this morning. ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 2 May, 2024
  • Full image of Screenshot from a Gender field on a form (with radiobutton options "Genderqueer/Non-Binary", "Man", "Woman", and "Fill in the Blank"). A wrapping/spacing issue has made a "clear" link appear very close to the field label "Gender", making it look like the word "Genderclear", which sounds a little like "Genderqueer".
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    Screenshot from a Gender field on a form (with radiobutton options "Genderqueer/Non-Binary", "Man", "Woman", and "Fill in the Blank"). A wrapping/spacing issue has made a "clear" link appear very close to the field label "Gender", making it look like the word "Genderclear", which sounds a little like "Genderqueer".

    Breakpoint issues always make me feel a bit "genderclear".

    • Note
    • posted 30 April, 2024
  • I think I might be more-prone to nerd sniping when I'm travelling.

    Last week, a coworker pointed out an unusually-large chimney on the back of a bus depot and I lost sleep poring over 50s photos of Dutch building sites to try to work out if it was original.

    Full image of 1950s black and white photo showing a newly-opened "GVB" bus depot in West Amsterdam.
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    1950s black and white photo showing a newly-opened "GVB" bus depot in West Amsterdam.

    When a boat tour guide told me that the Netherlands used to have a window tax, I fell down a rabbit hole of how it influenced local architecture and why the influence was different in the UK.

    Why does travelling make me more-prone to nerd sniping? Maybe I should see if there's any likely psychological effect that might cause that...

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 29 April, 2024
  • I saw a variation of this email back in the day, which provides a Mad Libs style approach to formulating a country & western song. When I was reminded of it today, I adapted it for Perchance. Give it a go!

    • Note
    • posted 19 April, 2024
  • Me? Underprepared? (He says, literally writing his presentation in the bar at the event...)

    Full image of Dan, a white man with a goatee-style beard, wearing a black t-shirt and a bi pride watch strap, sits at a bar table with a half-empty (half-full?) pint of beer and a laptop. He looks mildly concerned. The laptop screen shows Dan's face, deep in thought, alongside the words "Why is Oxford's area code '01865'?"
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    Dan, a white man with a goatee-style beard, wearing a black t-shirt and a bi pride watch strap, sits at a bar table with a half-empty (half-full?) pint of beer and a laptop. He looks mildly concerned. The laptop screen shows Dan's face, deep in thought, alongside the words "Why is Oxford's area code '01865'?"

     

    • Note
    • posted 17 April, 2024
  • Sometimes you just gotta have exactly the right prop for a presentation...

    • Note
    • posted 2 April, 2024
  • What they say: "This site works better in our app."

    What they mean (optimistic): "We couldn't be bothered to make a good website."

    What they mean (realistic): "We can track and monetise you better if we can coerce you into installing this."

    • Note
    • posted 30 March, 2024
  • Heatmap showing a "cool spot" on the road (segment) less-travelled.

    The Road (Segment) Less Travelled

    I live near two junctions at which I can join the A40 trunk road. When I drive East, I use the Easternmost; when I drive West, I use the Westernmost; but I almost never drive the stretch of A40 between them!
    It's inevitable I suppose that there should exist a "road (segment) less-travelled" right on my doorstep, but it still feels strange. Maybe I'm missing out on something great!

    Read more (151 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 March, 2024
  • Having lost the (stupid, proprietary) charging cable for my smartwatch, and not been able to find it for several days, I've undertaken the magical ritual that's most-certain to make it reappear: ordering a replacement one.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 March, 2024
  • Do you think the 80s/90s advertisement campaign for Sarson's vinegar - "Don't say vinegar, say Sarson's" - ever worked?

    Like: have you ever heard anybody ask you to "pass the Sarson's"?

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 14 March, 2024
  • Fedicard for Dan Q (@dan@danq.me, he/him), Magician Hacker. Cost two brains and one map. Stats: 7 web, 5 hackercat, 3 magic, 3 rings, 2 pride rainbows, 2 bikes, -1 coffee beans. Abilities - Veteran Blogger: When Dan Q comes into play, search graveyard for a Post and put it into your hand. Tracked: tap to place 1 GPS token on Dan Q. Magician: +3 on attempts to entertain Children. Flavour text: "Maybe my purpose is to serve as a warning to others?"

    Fedicard

    Yeah, that's about right.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (12 words)

    • Note
    • posted 11 March, 2024
  • For World Book Day (which here in the UK is marked a month earlier than the rest of the world) the kids' school invited people to come "dressed as a word".

    As usual, the kids and teachers participated along with only around two other adults. But of course I was one of them.

    This year, I was "magical".

    Full image of Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.
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    Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.

    • Note
    • posted 7 March, 2024
  • If you enjoy a bit of "cable gore", let me introduce you to the fusebox cupboard at my house, with its plethora of junctions, fuses, breakers, switches, timers, and cabling everywhere! Banana for scale.

    Full image of A cupboard the height of a fully-grown adult containing several fuseboxes (two large, one medium, and a handful of single-fuse ones, with a mixture of traditional fuses and RCD breakers), a large switch toggling between mains and a generator, a mains timer, and copious wiring. There's a banana in there too.
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    A cupboard the height of a fully-grown adult containing several fuseboxes (two large, one medium, and a handful of single-fuse ones, with a mixture of traditional fuses and RCD breakers), a large switch toggling between mains and a generator, a mains timer, and copious wiring. There's a banana in there too.

    • Note
    • posted 6 March, 2024

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