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Internet Explorer Exploit Of The Day
There's yet another killer Internet Explorer bug out there, which is manifesting itself in the form of a new trojan, Phel.A. This one only affects Windows PCs updated with SP2 (the supposedly 'safe' people) and works by confusing the 'trusted' and 'untrusted' zones.
I always find reports like this interesting, so I've written an exploit of β¦ -
Old Posts Recovered
This is probably going to go on for months, yet, but I've just recovered some more of the posts that were lost last summer, including:
The second half of Suz, And Naivety - which is both sweet and funny. Photos From Malawi; the first of my Malawi trip photos. The majority of How To Make β¦ -
Symantec Warranty
If only we could get away with clauses like this in our warranties:
Symantec does not warrant that the Appliance will meet your requirements or that the operation of the Appliance will be uninterrupted or that the Appliance will be error-free.
In other words: we don't promise that this will do what you want it to, and β¦ -
Lottery Winners Counter
Did you know that 94% of lottery tickets get no balls, one ball, or two balls - and therefore don't win a prize... the odds of getting three balls (1 in 57) [source: National Lottery: Prize Allocation] is less likely than the odds that recently-reported asteroid 2004-MN4 was going to hit us (widely reported as β¦
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Dreams Of Escape
Just yesterday, I was commenting to Claire and Paul that I couldn't remember any dreams I'd had, recently (we were talking about their recent dreams), and then, last night:
For some reason, this dream took place mostly in Preston. I was walking around a contorted, 'different'-looking part of the Avenham district, towards Riversway (the dock itself β¦ -
Impact - Certain!
I take it you've all heard about asteroid 2004-MN4, which NASA have been having a field day over, because recent estimates have said that it's chance of impact with the earth (on Friday 13th April 2029) could be as high as 1-in-37 (2.7%)... well; I've just found a well-hidden page on NASA's Near Earth Object β¦
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A Merry Little Christmas
All in all, that was a fantastic little Christmas Day - less disasters, fights, fires or cats-eating-decorations than a typical Christmas with my family, but no less fun for it.
Our landlords, who run the cafe below our flat, were kind enough to lend us use of their kitchen over the festive period (mmm... catering-grade cooking β¦ -
Claire & Paul
Why do Paul and Claire find it so impossible to get along? This evening, Paul's cooking: right now, Claire's preparing some vegetables for him, and they've begun arguing. Paul wants Claire to do things a particular way, and Claire doesn't feel that Paul is giving her enough information to justify doing it. So Paul gets β¦
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Tequila And Television
Claire went out on a work Christmas bash last night, so Paul and I decided to have a quiet night in with various retro TV shows (thanks UKNova) and drinks. All we had in in the latter category, however, was half a bottle of tequila, half a bottle of white rum, and a handful of β¦
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The Story Of Appleβs Graphing Calculator
There's a fascinating story behind Apple's "Graphing Calculator" application. Here's an extract:
In August 1993, the project was canceled. A year of my work evaporated, my contract ended, and I was unemployed... ...I was frustrated by all the wasted effort, so I decided to uncancel my small part of the project. I had been paid β¦ -
Conversation Of The Day With A Client
Fictional, of course. None of our clients are actually this stupid, and I wouldn't be silly enough to publish a real event like this on my blog, ever.
A client phones up and asks to speak to me.
Client: "I'm using the 'Data Export' tool in... [part of application I wrote, new version recently deployed to him] β¦ -
Statto Plays With Blacklight
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Man And The Machines
There's a fascinating article on LegalAffairs.org (the self-styled "magazine at the intersection of law and life" on artificial intelligence and legal/ethical/socialogical considerations relating to it. Despite disagreeing with a few of it's points, it's well-written and excellently-presented. Go read it.
In case the site stops publishing the article, I've made a copy, below. Click on the β¦ -
Scoville Units For Dummies
For the benefit of they that asked: a Scoville Scale worth seeing. I'm impressed that I own a bottle of the hottest sauce they do that's actually intended for consumption.
If I had Β£140, I still wouldn't spend it on a bottle of Blaire's 6A.M.... when a pepper sauce is contains three times the capsaicin level β¦ -
Bug In Internet Explorer⦠But How Do I Tell Anybody?
This morning, I found a bug in Internet Explorer. I wasn't using it, of course, but I'd sent a Macromedia Flash file to a colleague by e-mail, who opened it in IE, but couldn't.
It turns out that Internet Explorer can't cope with opening Flash (.swf) files from the local file system, if the filename contains β¦
