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Enter The Ninja
So, like a handful of others, I'll be participating in Andy's Ninja Burger game tonight. He's asked us each to throw together a character - or at least to look at character generation - so here's mine:
Name: Ava Kurosawa
Job Title: Driver
Qualities:
Average [+0] Ninja
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Vanilla Sky, A Letter, And A Trip
VANILLA SKY
Perhaps Vanilla Sky wasn't the best choice of film to finish Troma Night last night on, based on the dream I had:
I dreamt that I was dreaming, and that during that inner dream I became lucid [not so hard, actually, and something I periodically do normally]. In the inner dream, I'd broken my … -
Does Food Go Missing From Your Kitchen?
Does food ever go missing in your house and you don't know who's eaten it? You probably ought to check all of your cupboards, then, in case you've had a small Japanese woman living in one of them for the last year and you hadn't noticed.
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Reasons To Tick The "It's Complicated" Box
Assuming you're reading Abnib in chronological order, you're already aware that Claire and JTA split up a little while ago. I don't think I've ever seen so mutual, so on-equal-terms, so amicable a breakup, ever. While Ruth and I sat on the beach and discussed how we'd need to be ready to provide support to …
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How To Make Money, You Hobo - A Cautionary Tale
Last night I had a particularly vivid and unusual dream:
JTA and I were homeless and living on the streets of some foreign city (it was somewhat reminiscent of London, but most folks spoke French, so I guess it wasn't); jobless, hungry, and generally sleeping in the central railway station, except when the police or … -
Abnib Quotes
It only occurred to me the other week that there are lots of people who would probably want to know about Abnib Quotes - people, even, that are quoted on it - that don't. And that's probably my fault for not blogging about it.
So yeah - there's an Abnib Quotes. It replaces the long-defunct RockMonkey … -
Bicon 2008
Claire and I have decided that after all the fun and games of last year's BiCon, we're going again this year. So, if you want to come, now's the time (well, within the next 30 days or so) to let us know, and we can help you out with lifts, combining payment, etc. If there's …
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Claire attempts to sing the Bulgarian National Anthem
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Make It Stop
Karaoke. It should be banned. Especially when 6-year olds steal the show.
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Savage Love Readers Talk About The Campsite Rule
As some of you no doubt know, I'm a huge fan of Savage Love, the world's coolest sex, love, and relationships advice column. A few weeks ago, author Dan Savage revisited his "campsite rule," which can be summarised thusly:
If you're in a sexual relationship with somebody significantly younger or less-experienced than you, the rule … -
Six Pounds And Eighteen Pence
That's how much better off I am per month than I was previously. Or, as I see it, three pints.
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Super Munchkin
There's been quite a lot said recently on abnib about class. JTA opened up the debate; Claire followed up by listing some of her least favourite things about the stereotypes of the middle class, and attracted a lot of debate in her comments; Matt P argued that the class system doesn't exist (or, at least, …
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The Danville Public Service Announcement
I don't visit Facebook often. In fact, I usually only log on once or twice a month to clear out the billions of requests to install applications (and block those applications) that people don't seem to have noticed that I never accept, or to check up on a mis-placed phone number or e-mail address for …
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Game-it-Yourself! -- The Canonical List of Free Print-and-Play Games
Bookmarked via del.icio.us: Game-it-Yourself! -- The Canonical List of Free Print-and-Play Games.
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Well, That Was Quite A Night
I finally sobered up sometime this afternoon, right in the middle of some Perl programming. I spent some time staring at all of the symbols and regexen in the code. To be honest, I think I preferred it when I was drunk.
More if and when I can be bothered. For now... back to the pub …