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Day: 15 April 2025

  • Illustration of the 'LayoffBot process': 1. Schedules casual 1:1. Our next gen AI schedules the dreaded "quick chat" for Friday at 4:55 PM, ensuring a ruined weekend. 2. Conducts Layoff. Our AI delivers the news with the emotional depth of a toaster while recording reactions for management entertainment. 3. Completes Paperwork. Instantly cuts off all access, calculates the minimum legal severance, and sends a pre-written reference that says 'they worked here'.

    LayoffBot - eliminating the human in human resources

    In a perfect example of gallows humour, a friend shared with me a satirical (I hope?) website about an AI service for performing bulk redundancies. Alarmingly, compared to my recent experience, it doesn't sound completely bad...

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  • Slack message from Mark Davies, reading: Great message for all of Automattic, not just engineering. Get aligned, get productive, deliver or move on. It would be good to draft a comprehensive note like the above that is tailored for all employees. I suspect it will be well received and adopted immediately. However, we'd need to actually create the mantra/details/commitments from us as leaders. / Mr. @grierson let me know I sent the above note to the entire company. Somehow, I thought it was the ELT channel. But still relevant and something we should create and act on. For clarity, something the ELT should create and communicate.

    The call is coming from inside the house

    Kellie Peterson, in response to Automattic's mass layoffs and the drama that's followed, lays into Matt Mullenweg and others in company leadership.

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