Unacceptable language

8-year-old, angry: Give me that fucking thing right now!

Me: [Child’s name]! That’s not an acceptable way to ask for something!

8-year-old, calmer: Sorry. PLEASE can you give me that fucking thing?

2 comments

  1. ATL ATL says:

    Fun! Anne Lamott has a similar story in Bird by Bird “But, honey, that’s a naughty word. Both of us have absolutely got to stop using it. Okay?”
    Context: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/337589-my-son-sam-at-three-and-a-half-had-these

    1. Dan Q Dan Q says:

      Hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

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