Seriously? A Scientologist?

Apparently I could be a scientologist, so says the Belief-O-Matic. Okay, it’s not at the top of the list, but it’s still almost within the “top 10” guesses.

My output from the Belief-O-Matic.

I guess I must have mis-ticked the “I believe that my body is weighed down by the souls of aliens who were vaporised by atomic volcanoes 75 million years ago” checkbox. That’d explain it.

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3 comments

  1. The Pacifist The Pacifist says:

    Hmm. I got 100% for both Unitarian Universalist and Neo-Pagan…

  2. Jenny Wren Jenny Wren says:

    1. Secular Humanism (100%)
    2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
    3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
    4. Nontheist (72%)
    5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
    6. Neo-Pagan (66%)
    7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
    8. New Age (51%)
    9. Taoism (47%)
    10. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
    11. Reform Judaism (42%)
    12. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
    13. Baha’i Faith (30%)
    14. Sikhism (30%)
    15. Scientology (29%)
    16. Jainism (28%)
    17. New Thought (27%)
    18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
    19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)
    20. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
    21. Hinduism (18%)
    22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
    23. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
    24. Islam (15%)
    25. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
    26. Roman Catholic (15%)
    27. Jehovah’s Witness (12%)

  3. Suz! Suz! says:

    I’m most upset about being 11% Jehovah’s witness. Ee gads.

    1. Secular Humanism (100%)
    2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
    3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
    4. Neo-Pagan (83%)
    5. Liberal Quakers (81%)
    6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
    7. New Age (70%)
    8. Nontheist (69%)
    9. Reform Judaism (61%)
    10. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
    11. Taoism (54%)
    12. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
    13. Sikhism (44%)
    14. Scientology (42%)
    15. New Thought (40%)
    16. Jainism (37%)
    17. Baha’i Faith (36%)
    18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
    19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
    20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
    21. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
    22. Hinduism (25%)
    23. Islam (25%)
    24. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
    25. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
    26. Roman Catholic (20%)
    27. Jehovah’s Witness (11%)

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