Wrong Number

My phone rings. I answer.

Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello. Is that Mr. Wilburn.
Me: Steve Wilburn?
Caller: Yes.
Me: I'm afraid I don't know anybody by that name.

My, she was confused when I knew the name of the person she wanted to get in touch with, and then claimed not to know them! I'd had a call the previous week from the same number, and the caller then had asked for Steve before identifying him by his full name.

If I get another call, I fully intend to cut out the "checking that they're looking for 'Steve'" part of the conversation and just state that I don't know a Steve Wilburn. They'll get the hint eventually.

And Steve? If you're out there, mate - somebody wants you. I have no idea who they are... but then, I have no idea who you are, either. But if you could let them know the correct number to reach you on, that'd be appreciated. Ta.