- Have a spare pair of underpants ready. Do not be eating anything.
- Be sure that you are not under the influence of any hallucinogens. Put that pint down, too.
- Take a deep breath. Remind yourself that you are in a safe place, and you can turn off your computer at any time.
- Watch this 80's Estonian TV ad (about 5.3MB). I think it's supposed to be shot from the perspective of a chicken on a bad LSD trip.
What on earth are they selling? Chicken mince?
Who knows? Who cares?
I'm either scared or confused. I'm not sure which.