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Year: 2004

  • I’m Not The Only One

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Badger badger badger,
    Mushroom mushroom.

    Apart from Claire, is there anybody else who doesn't find that funny? Claire claimed that nobody does, but both Bryn and Paul laughed.

    Read more (34 words)

    • Note
    • posted 12 June, 2004
  • Beach! Fire! Yay!

    Come join us on the beach for fire and beer, if you're still in Aber!...

    Read more - about 1 minutes (15 words)

    • Note
    • posted 11 June, 2004
  • Some People Should Not Be Allowed On The Internet

    http://bash.org/?104052

    In related news, I hear that some folks have been arrested on suspicion of being behind the Half-Life 2 code thefts. Maybe Valve were waiting for the arrest to be made so they could get their code back. =o)

    Read more (41 words)

    • Note
    • posted 11 June, 2004
  • Tis late and I'm on the net... Wow, it's almost like being back in…

    This repost was published in hindsight, on 11 March 2019.

    Ruth wrote:
    ...
    Dan's journal appears to be broken.
    ...

    Read more - about 1 minutes (16 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 11 June, 2004
  • The Importance Of A Sensible Patent System In Europe

    If Haydn had patented "a symphony, characterised by that sound is produced [ in extended sonata form ]", Mozart would have been in trouble.

    Click Here -- Sign The Petition
    Just thought I'd share that link with you. This is something which could eventually affect the way we all use computers. To those of you …

    Read more (82 words)

    • Article
    • posted 8 June, 2004
  • You Know Your Program Is Convoluted When…

    ...the client calls up and says, "I'm not sure if this is a bug... or a feature... but -"

    Bovini is fucking scary these days.

    Read more (25 words)

    • Note
    • posted 8 June, 2004
  • The Doctor That DOESN’T Just Tell You What You Want To Hear

    I went to the doctor this morning to discuss the side-effects of the lariam tablets. I'd made the appointment just a week ago, when I was still having weird mood swings and not being able to sleep, like, at all. Since my last tablet, though, last Tuesday, I've been pretty much fine: nothing worse than …

    Read more (214 words)

    • Article
    • posted 7 June, 2004
  • Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

    Watched Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind last night with Claire and Paul. It's an absolutely stunning film (currently ranking at #49 in the IMDB's top 250 films list), a must-see! Go watch it! But try to know as little as you can about it before you do; it'll only improve the expeirence.

    In other news, …

    Read more (71 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 3 June, 2004
  • The Register Takes Off In Aberystwyth

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    The Register have this story and photo, taken in Aberystwyth: can anybody identify the woman in the picture?...

    [picture removed]

    Read more (46 words)

    • Note
    • posted 2 June, 2004
  • Random Drunken Piano Appreciation Society Of Aberystwyth

    So Paul, Claire and I are in The Flat. Paul's reading, I'm coding, and Claire is playing the piano. It's half past eleven. The doorbell rings.

    Who could that be? None of us are expecting anybody, and most of the folks we know have already left town to be with their families, etc. I go downstairs …

    Read more (122 words)

    • Article
    • posted 2 June, 2004
  • Lariam Dream The Fourth

    Perhaps the most disturbing dream yet since I started on this weird medication. And I promise you that if you know the people starring in it, you'll be scared, too...

    Warning: Sexually Explicit Content - You Have Been Warned

    I only remember fragments of the dream, but two particular images stand out:

    Lots of men in …

    Read more (103 words)

    • Article
    • posted 1 June, 2004
  • Calling In Sick

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    Feel rotten. And I'm supposed to be back at work, today. Called in sick, especially apologetically.

    Had another lariam-induced mood swing yesterday, and became especially grotty to people, so went …

    Read more (193 words)

    • Article
    • posted 1 June, 2004
  • Bizzare Definitions That Come From Weird Conversations

    Claire and I came up with the following definition:

    Quamplicated [adj.] - being or relating to a thought about something on your person or some sensation that, by nature of thinking about it, alters the target of the thought.

    All of last week I've been seeing people who are leaving. Yeh, I know, I ought to be …

    Read more (162 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 1 June, 2004
  • Lariam Dream The Third

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [more of this post was recovered on Friday 24 November 2017]

    Another weird dream last night. Surprisingly similar 'cast' to some previous ones.

    Some friends and I, and my mum, are …

    Read more (252 words)

    • Article
    • posted 31 May, 2004
  • Dan’s Best Impression Yet

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    Want to see me do my impression of a coconut?

    [picture removed]

    Read more (38 words)

    • Note
    • posted 29 May, 2004

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