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Tag: xmas

  • Image representing post: A Surprise Christmas Gift

    A Surprise Christmas Gift

    A surprise package arrives outside Dan's office door. What's inside? A whole heap of goodness, that's what.

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    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 December, 2011
  • A Very Confused Courier

    I've just had a phone call from a very confused courier. My mother (who many years ago for reasons both too long and silly to go in to I nicknamed "Crusty Pasty") texted me last night to say that I was to be delivered an early Christmas present that would arrive today, and that she'd โ€ฆ

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 15 December, 2010
  • Insanity Clause



    This was one of my most-popular articles in 2009. If you enjoyed it, you might also enjoy:

    The Ten Weirdest Sex Toys I've ever seen (2009)!
    A dirty-looking calendar I found at work (2011).
    My beliefs about why it's wrong to lie to children about Santa (2009), complete with pictures of naughty elves. โ€ฆ

    Read more - about 9 minutes (2031 words)

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    • 12 comments
    • posted 10 December, 2009
  • Image representing post: My Last Month And A Bit

    My Last Month And A Bit

    So needless to say, I've been busy! The giveaway might have been that I haven't blogged much - here's a short summary of some of the things I've gotten up to:

    Fake Christmas



    Yeah, it really has been a while. So we had a "Fake Christmas": this year - well, last year, I suppose - many of โ€ฆ

    Read more - about 4 minutes (891 words)

    • Article
    • posted 6 February, 2009
  • A Very Merry Troma Night - Tonight At The Cottage

    Tonight's Troma Night will be held at The Cottage. It's the final Troma Night of the year, and it'll be our least Christmassy of the "Christmas" Troma Nights ever, we suspect! Here's the plan:

    8pm prompt start - order pizza and start watching xXx Top Gun (we can't get hold of a copy of โ€ฆ

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    • Article
    • posted 16 December, 2006
  • Snow in Dan's mother's garden

    Christmas 2000

    These images were shared here in hindsight, on 25 May 2019.

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    • posted 25 December, 2000

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