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Tag: technology

  • All Questions Answered

    Have you seen AQA (All Questions Answered), a new online/SMS service? The idea is that you text message a question to 63336 (only on O2, Vodafone, and Orange, right now: costs Β£1) and their server uses a clever combination of intelligent algorithms, data mining, and human researchers to provide you with an answer.

    They're working on …

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 30 April, 2004
  • Killer Cyberloo Kidnaps Kiddie

    As The Register reports, a Plymouth child was kidnapped on Saturday by a public convenience. Go read the story.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (19 words)

    • Note
    • posted 22 April, 2004
  • A Demonstration Of The Next Generation Of β€˜Phishing’ Attacks

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [further content was recovered on 13 October 2018]

    If you've been on the internet for any length of time at all, you'll probably have come across the concept of a …

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    • Article
    • posted 9 April, 2004
  • Chicken-Heated Atomic Weapons, And Quake [TM] For Those Who Miss Text-Based Adventures

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [further fragments were recovered on 13 October 2018]

    Two fantastic bits of funny news for you this April Fool's morning:

    1. A seven-ton atomic landmine, designed to prevent Soviet advance through …

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    • Article
    • posted 1 April, 2004
  • All We Need Is A Microsoft-Hating US Judge And…

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [further fragments of this post were recovered on 12 October 2018]

    First, some info for the non-geeks out there, so you can truly appreciate the irony in what's to come:

    Lindows …

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    • Article
    • posted 26 March, 2004
  • PHP 5 RC1

    Terribly geeky I know, but I find it awfully exciting: PHP 5 Release Candidate 1 was released today. PHP 5 can now be considered feature-complete, and mostly stable. If only the program I'm writing with it could be considered the same...

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    • Note
    • posted 19 March, 2004
  • For Sale: Wireless Network Cable

    This auction on eBay Germany (you can use Babel Fish to translate it if you like) seems to be trying to sell a Wireless Network Cable.

    (and, for the benefit of Adam, who won't 'get' it: a wireless network, being wireless, doesn't have cables - this is geek humour that even you can understand)

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    • Article
    • posted 23 January, 2004
  • It’s All Psychological, Or Why Men Buy Little Blue Pills

    An article on the Register amused me this morning. Go read it.

    In other (slightly more geeky) news, there's a plan to put a wireless internet point in every lamp post. It's a very clever idea. If the market's feeling healthy enough, it'll grant the conceivers some venture capitalists, and it'll go-ahead. Here's hoping.

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    • Article
    • posted 15 January, 2004
  • The Right To Read

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    If you haven't already read it, take a look at The Right To Read, a very short story written in 1997 and updated in 2002 - it'll only take you a few minutes to read; …

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    • Article
    • posted 17 December, 2003
  • AbNib & Str8Up!

    Oh yeh; and, in case you hadn't noticed - AbNib is down. And it's not my fault! The server fucked up something rotten, but seems to be okay now. And whoever posted a comment to one of my entries the other day and had it not-appear; sorry: same issue.

    I'll try to get AbNib up again …

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    • Article
    • posted 2 December, 2003
  • Warning: Extreme Geek Humour

    Sat in Burger King...

    Bryn: So many nice things come in .deb packages...
    Dan: Yeh. Except for some nice things which still come in nasty RPM-shaped packages.
    Bryn: I'm not even sure I have an RPM package manager installed.
    Dan: I'm sure you can 'apt-get' one.

    Oh; how we laughed.

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    • Note
    • posted 28 November, 2003
  • Artificial Intelligence For Dummies

    I've just written an artificial intelligence gamebot, designed to pseudointelligently play simple board games which involve a finite upper number of moves and a board of tokens - for example: Connect Four, Noughts & Crosses, Go!, or Othello. It uses the (appropriately-written) rules of the game in order to pre-anticipate a vast number of moves, …

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 24 November, 2003
  • Rage Against The Monkeys

    I've been thinking about a popular mathematical document easily available on the web, More Monkey Business, which uses the maths behind the otherwise inconceivable "infinite monkey problem" (if a million monkeys at a million keyboardsetc.... also known as Usenet...) as a gateway to argue against molecular biology's evolutionary theory, which states that life 'came together' …

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    • Article
    • posted 21 November, 2003
  • Windows Longhorn Continued

    It turns out that Windows Longhorn is a lot like the child of Windows XP and Windows Server 2003, but (at this early stage) less stable. Just what we've come to expect.

    On the other hand, it's a lot faster than I might have expected (considering its dependency on the .NET framework). If you play with …

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    • Article
    • posted 20 November, 2003
  • Windows Longhorn

    Have... acquired a pre-pre-pre-release copy of Windows Longhorn, the new version of Windows that'll be coming out in 2004...2005...2006. Will post reports of my experience with it. But first I'll need to buy a spare hard drive...

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    • posted 20 November, 2003

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