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Tag: sleep

  • This morning it took me three attempts to put on a t-shirt the right way around.

    I don't think I slept too well.

    • Note
    • posted 28 January, 2026
  • It's the Seventh of Bleptember, and our dorky doggo has decided that this is somehow a comfortable position in which to take a nap.

    Full image of A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on her back on a sofa, spreading herself across two blankets and contorting her body into an uncomfortable-looking twist. Her eyes are mostly-closed, and her tongue is sticking-out from between a gap in her teeth in her otherwise-closed mouth.
    Alt

    A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on her back on a sofa, spreading herself across two blankets and contorting her body into an uncomfortable-looking twist. Her eyes are mostly-closed, and her tongue is sticking-out from between a gap in her teeth in her otherwise-closed mouth.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 7 September, 2025
  • Dan, a white man with blue hair tied in a ponytail and a goatee beard, crouches alongside and pets a champagne-coloured French Bulldog by a gate on a path through a managed forest. There are bits of plant on his clothes, especially his shoulders.

    Found GCBC09Z A Riverside Walk

    A delightful walk through the grounds of Blenheim Palace to find a challenging geocache.

    Read more (324 words)

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    • to GCBC09Z
    • posted 7 September, 2025
  • Bleptember's upon us once again, so I'll be attempting to snap a daily picture of my bleppy doggo with her tongue sticking out!

    Full image of A sleepy French Bulldog lies on a soft dog bed with her tongue sticking entirely out, lying on a pillowy edge.
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    A sleepy French Bulldog lies on a soft dog bed with her tongue sticking entirely out, lying on a pillowy edge.

    This young lady is dog-tired after a long day of running around and playing, this First of Bleptember.

    • Note
    • posted 1 September, 2025
  • Woke up. Had a walk. Now it must be time for a well-earned nap. ๐Ÿ’ค

    Full image of A sleepy-looking French Bulldog, wearing a harness, lying on her side in a dog basket with her eyes mostly-closed and her tongue mostly-in-her-mouth.
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    A sleepy-looking French Bulldog, wearing a harness, lying on her side in a dog basket with her eyes mostly-closed and her tongue mostly-in-her-mouth.

    • Note
    • posted 20 March, 2025
  • What's the equivalent phrase to "hair of the dog", but for caffeine?

    I've always been pretty sensitive to it, and while I'm less-so now, it was still definitely a mistake to eat several portions of tiramisu right before bedtime.

    So now I'm going to need more caffeine, this morning, to compensate for the lack of sleep.

    What do we call that?

    • Note
    • posted 28 February, 2025
  • You know you've stayed up too late when... the milkman arrives and hands you your milk.

    Full image of Dan,looking tired, holds glass bottles of orange juice and of milk.
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    Dan,looking tired, holds glass bottles of orange juice and of milk.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 13 December, 2024
  • You know that you REALLY needed that coffee when you:

    1. get out a mug,
    2. turn on the coffee machine,
    3. load the dishwasher while you wait for the coffee machine to warm up,
    4. can't find your mug any more, oh shit it's in the dishwasher ๐Ÿคฆ

    Full image of A red mug being filled by a coffee machine.
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    A red mug being filled by a coffee machine.

    • Note
    • posted 16 October, 2024
  • Full image of Sleeping champagne-coloured French Bulldog, her tongue laying out on the cushion of her bed.
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    Sleeping champagne-coloured French Bulldog, her tongue laying out on the cushion of her bed.

    Derpy McBlepsleep, diligently guarding the front door just in case somebody comes by with treats.

    • Note
    • posted 18 July, 2024
  • Blood on a pillow

    Woke up this morning bleeding from the neck. Surprise #vampire attack?

    Read more - about 1 minutes (11 words)

    • Note
    • posted 19 February, 2019
  • Image representing post: Five Beds

    Five Beds

    During his Christmas and New Year tour of the UK, Dan is offered the chance to sleep on no fewer than five separate beds. He's not been quite so crass as to rank the crash spaces he was so-kindly offered in order of comfort, but he might as well have.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (784 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 4 January, 2012
  • A Plague Of Seagulls

    This summer, I've been tormented by three beasts, who I'll call Mr. Pecky and Mr. & Mrs. Squawky.

    Mr. Pecky is a herring gull. Two or three mornings a week, between about 5:30am and about 6:15am, he'll land on the flat roof of the utility room, outside my bedroom window, and repeatedly peck at his own โ€ฆ

    Read more (427 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 29 June, 2009
  • Fucking Car Alarm

    Somebody's parked a car opposite our house and left it there, last night. It keeps on setting off it's own alarm (a noisy horn-and-siren affair) - about once ever two hours, for about a quarter of an hour during the night. This morning, it's been consistently going off for the last half hour: it keeps โ€ฆ

    Read more (157 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 July, 2004
  • Mood Swings

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    Fucking hell; this stuff is weird.

    For those who might think to the contrary; no, it's not usual for me to snap at something which wouldn't usually have bothered me, โ€ฆ

    Read more (223 words)

    • Article
    • posted 27 May, 2004
  • The Software Engineers Behind My Alarm Clock

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    They must die.

    My alarm clock has an interesting featurette. The design is, on the hole, like many similar mains-powered radio alarm clocks. It has a button for "Time Set", and one for "Alarm Set", and โ€ฆ

    Read more (234 words)

    • Article
    • posted 3 December, 2003

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