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Tag: robots

  • Re: How I made...

    Noah S shared how he used some PHP code to block specific badly-behaved bots from his website. I've got a few suggestions to help him make his block faster, easier-to-maintain, and more-thorough, either using PHP code or webserver configuration.

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    • posted 14 September, 2026
  • I Am Experimenting with Blocking HTTP1.1

    Andrew Stephens has added Caddy configuration to prohibit HTTP/1 clients from accessing most of the pages of his website. I decided to probe it and see how that works.

    Read more (400 words)

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    • of this original
    • 2 comments
    • posted 7 March, 2026
  • Book cover of A Prayer for the Crown-Shy, by Becky Chambers. A traditional wooden caravan, pulled by a bicycle being ridden by a person in yellow clothes, weaves its way through rolling meadows and forests towards a city of glimmering towers and orbs.

    A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers

    Right after I finished A Psalm for the Wild-Built, I began reading its sequel A Prayer for the Crown-Shy and... it's also wonderful. It takes a different-but-similar approach to the philosophy of identity and purpose, and the story provides a deeper look into Dex's world, but it's still a familiar-feeling continuation of a beautiful story that's comforting and sweet.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (850 words)

    • Article
    • posted 6 March, 2025
  • Book cover: A Psalm for the Wild-Built, by Becky Chambers. The cover art shows a winding trail weaving its way through a forest of diverse plants. At one end, a figure wearing brown and yellow robes sits on the front step of an old fashioned wagon carriage, cupping a hot beverage in both hands. Near the other end of the trail, a humanoid metal robot reaches out a finger to provide a landing spot to a pair of butterflies.

    A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers

    While I've been ill I read A Psalm for the Wild-built by Becky Chambers, which had been on my reading list for a while. It's a comforting and compelling story about purpose and identity in an environmentally-conscious utopia, and it's flipping awesome.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (735 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 1 comment
    • posted 27 February, 2025
  • Graph using Hero's method to converge a series of gradually-improving gueses on 10 as the square root of 100.

    Hero of Alexandria

    Hero of Alexandria is my hero. And it's not for the steam engine he didn't invent (that was Vetruvius), nor for his formula for the area of a triangle, nor even for his programmable robot (yes, really). It's for his square root algorithm.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (877 words)

    • Article
    • posted 31 October, 2024
  • Image representing post: The tape library robot that served drinks

    The tape library robot that served drinks

    @SecurityWriter shares a story about repurposing a backup tape management robot as a barkeep.

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    • of this original
    • posted 3 March, 2023
  • LABS comic 001 frame 1 - "Learn to Serve Food"

    LABS

    If you like a webcomic to finish its run before you start reading it: LABS finished today. Go read it.

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    • 6 comments
    • posted 24 July, 2019
  • Image representing post: Baby Burping Robot

    Baby Burping Robot



    Useless Duck Company (YouTube)
    At the moment at which he described the machine's success, I completely lost it.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (18 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 25 November, 2018
  • Image representing post: Slaughterbots

    Slaughterbots



    Stop Autonomous Weapons

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    • Repost
    • posted 20 November, 2017
  • Image representing post: The Back Button

    The Back Button

    After reading about Torsion Pendulum Clocks on Wikipedia, Dan asks the immortal question of any Wikipedia-surfer: "how did I get here?" It's time... for the Back Button!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (590 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 3 September, 2011
  • Dan Breaks The Internet… Again

    Whoops. You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson when I fucked around with BIND last year, and 'broke' a small portion of the internet, but no. I managed to 'break the internet' again while playing with the Domain Name System settings on big. That's why Scatmania was inaccessible for the last day or so …

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    • Article
    • posted 9 August, 2004

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