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Tag: poetry

  • I'm a little fishsmith,
    Short and stout.
    Here's my anvil,
    Here's my trout.

    • Note
    • posted 21 August, 2026
  • Fragment of a poem about blogging.

    You don't have to blog like me

    You don't have to have a blog like me. You just need to blog. Blog blog blog. Blog possibly should not be used as a verb, as I blog about here.

    Read more (288 words)

    • Article
    • 29 comments
    • posted 2 July, 2026
  • I like it when the Internet says "yes, and".
    I like it when the Internet says "yes, but".
    I even like it when the Internet says "no, because".

    I'm not so keen when the Internet says "well, actually",
    (Probably because it reminds me of what
    a shit I was in some not-yet-forgotten time.)

    But I don't like when the Internet rallies a brigade
    To pick apart a character flaw I have, but hate,
    Or to attack something I'm not, and expect me to defend.

    So perhaps next time, start with "yes, and", "yes, but",
    Or even "no, because"... or just say nothing, and
    Remember what it means to connect with a human.

    • Note
    • posted 28 January, 2026
  • You've got mail

    Jo of Dead.Garden wrote a poem, seemingly inspired by a particular variety of spam email, that I really enjoyed.

    Read more (243 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 25 October, 2025
  • Whenever I'm writing a rhyme,
    I can't do the third and fourth line.
    Dah-de-da-dah-duh,
    Dah-de-de-dah-duh.
    But somehow it still works out fine.

    • Note
    • posted 8 October, 2025
  • The cheese scones from
    My local supermarket
    Are hexagonal.

    It's not for packing.
    Their film-covered rectangle
    Leaves corner gaps.

    Are perhaps they made
    In honeycomb baking tins?
    Baked by bumblebee?

    Or else it's branding.
    A visual identity.
    Trying to sell more.

    A six-sided scone
    Does not taste better to me,
    Nor warm up faster.
    The butter doesn't care
    For the shape of your scone,
    Mr. John Sainsbury.

    Full image of A crumbly hexagonal cheese scone, buttered, on a blue-and-white plate, with a single bite taken out of one half.
    Alt

    A crumbly hexagonal cheese scone, buttered, on a blue-and-white plate, with a single bite taken out of one half.

    • Note
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 1 comment
    • posted 28 August, 2025
  • On Being

    This week, my friend Boro shared a poem that he'd written. It's simple, and energising, and insightful, and I really enjoyed it.

    Read more (158 words)

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    • of this original
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 June, 2025
  • Bored of it



    ...
    Every article glorifying it.
    Every article vilifying it.
    Every pub conversation winding up talking about it.
    People incessantly telling you how they use it.
    I feel dirty using it.
    You know what I’m talking about, even though I’ve not mentioned it.
    ...

    Paul …

    Read more (373 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 31 March, 2025
  • Maybe Later

    "Install update" Maybe later. An excellent... I want to say poem?... from Ian Eure.

    Read more (326 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 8 December, 2024
  • Image representing post: A poem about Silicon Valley, assembled from Quora questions about Silicon Valley

    A poem about Silicon Valley, assembled from Quora questions about Silicon Valley

    Why do so many startups fail? / Why are all the hosts on CouchSurfing male? / Are we going to be tweeting for the rest of our lives? / Why do Silicon Valley billionaires choose average-looking wives?

    Read more (71 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 1 May, 2019
  • Pyramid Scheme by Hera Lindsay Bird | Poetry Magazine

    Pyramid Scheme by Hera Lindsay Bird (Poetry Foundation) For RWT the other day i was thinking about the term pyramid scheme, and why they called it pyramid scheme and not triangle scheme
    and i asked you what you thought
    you thought it added a certain gravitas, and linked the idea of 
economic prosperity
    with some of history’s greatest …

    Read more - about 4 minutes (718 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 29 April, 2018
  • Image representing post: git poem

    git poem

    Altgit poem

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    • Repost
    • 1 comment
    • posted 30 September, 2017
  • A cat on a mobile phone.

    Pocket Searching

    Accidental pocket-dialling is so last decade. Dan's been practicing accidental pocket-searching, and he's coming up with some strange results.

    Read more (349 words)

    • Article
    • posted 22 October, 2013
  • Image representing post: They Say that Programmers Never Die

    They Say that Programmers Never Die

    Dan writes poetry using programming languages, and wonders whether or not any of the code he's written in his life, thus far, will outlive him.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (911 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 17 January, 2011
  • The Training Room at Aberystwyth Samaritans

    Saying Goodbye

    Dan says goodbye to Aberystwyth and the people he leaves behind there.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1047 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 16 June, 2010

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