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Tag: laws

  • A 22-page form; each page is double-sided for added insanity.

    Buying a House, Part 3

    In the third blog post in this series, Dan, Ruth and JTA acquire some lawyers, fill out a mortgage application, and discover that the house that they've been looking at is built on an Indian Burial Ground! No, wait, scratch that last thing.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1069 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 27 June, 2013
  • Scene from 12 Angry Men. Henry Fonda explains his vote of "not guilty".

    Jury Duty, Part 4

    Dan's jury service comes to an end, and he looks back on it as he fills in his expenses claim form and contemplates tandems.

    Read more (361 words)

    • Article
    • posted 15 May, 2013
  • A court clerk shufles a deck of 15 slips of paper.

    Jury Duty, Part 3

    As part of his ongoing jury duty, Dan serves on a trial. And while he can't write about the trial itself, he can tell you all kinds of other things...

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1630 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 12 May, 2013
  • Oxford Crown and County Court, on St. Aldates, Oxford.

    Jury Duty, Part 2

    Dan's done his first day of jury service, in which he mostly sat around in a waiting room and watched a patronising DVD.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (796 words)

    • Article
    • posted 10 May, 2013
  • My Jury Summons, showing my juror number and instructions on what a Jury Summons means. Parts are censored to protect my address and details that could make it possible for somebody to impersonate me as a juror.

    Jury Duty, Part 1

    Dan's been called for jury service. Naturally, he's going to be blogging about it (except for the bits that he legally can't, of course).

    Read more - about 3 minutes (481 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 9 April, 2013
  • A close-up of my dad's Will, showing where it was clearly re-stapled.

    A Broken Oath

    You wouldn't have thought it possible to incorrectly witness an oath or affirmation, would you? But somehow, a solicitor that Dan paid did exactly that.

    Read more (214 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 November, 2012
  • A close-up of my dad's Will, showing where it was clearly re-stapled.

    4 Things You Should Do When Writing A Will (Which My Dad Didn't)

    While acting as executor for his father's estate, there have been four particular problems with Dan's dad's Will that have made the task monumentally more-challenging than it might have been. Here are four things that Dan's dad should have done to make Dan's job easier.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1443 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 31 August, 2012
  • My dad, climbing, moments before his accident.

    The Coroner's Inquest

    Dan provides reflections on his trip to Kendal for the coroner's inquest on his father's death, five months after he fell from a cliff in the Lake District.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1027 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 26 July, 2012
  • British Telecom's implementation of the new cookie laws. Curiously, if you visit their site using the Opera web browser, it assumes that you've given consent, even if you click the button to not do so.

    Visitor Tracking Without Cookies (or How To Abuse HTTP 301s)

    A technique for abusing HTTP 301 redirects and random numbers to uniquely track users; even those who have cookies disabled in their web browsers.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (771 words)

    • Article
    • 28 comments
    • posted 24 April, 2012
  • Poly and the Census - Success! (almost)

    After much to-ing and fro-ing, the Freedom of Information Act request that a fellow blogger made to the Office of National Statistics, on the subject of households with individuals in non-monogamous relationships or with non-binary genders, has begun to yield results. Dan comments on the findings.

    Read more (312 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 28 October, 2011
  • Poly and the Census โ€“ Part Four

    More fun and games in Zoe's quest to get meaningful information out of the Office of National Statistics, about how census data reflects non-monogamous and non-heteronormative relationships.

    Read more (223 words)

    • Article
    • posted 19 June, 2011
  • Image representing post: Leading By Example

    Leading By Example

    After getting thoroughly confused by the new European Union directives on the use of cookies, which come into force later this month, Dan goes to the Information Commissioner's website to look for some guidance... only to discover that they don't meet the new requirements, either.

    Read more (467 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 15 May, 2011
  • Poly and the Census - Part Three

    Dan hears back - albeit only via somebody else's Freedom of Information Act request - to his concerns about the possible treatment of polyamorous households by the Office of National Statistics during this year's census. And he's not happy.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (601 words)

    • Article
    • 10 comments
    • posted 13 May, 2011
  • Poly and the Census - Part Two

    Still no reply from the Office of National Statistics... but somebody's put in a Freedom of Information request now asking a very similar question.

    Read more (104 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 28 March, 2011
  • Please Drink This Alcohol-Free Beer Responsibly



    Huh? *

    How am I expected to irresponsibly enjoy an alcohol-free beer? By selling it to people as "the real stuff"? It's certainly not by drinking it - you'd have to drink somewhere in excess of one-hundred and sixty-seven bottles of Beck's Blue, for example, to get the same amount of alcohol as you'd get in โ€ฆ

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 10 July, 2009

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