Tag: creepy
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That's Not How Email Works, HSBC
A confusing letter from HSBC informed me that I've not been receiving their emails, and I have to change the email address they use to contact me. Except I've been receiving all of their emails just fine! The problem, it turns out, is that surveillance capitalism is now so-widespread that the bank cannot conceive that their own attempts to spy on their customers might not be 100% reliable...
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In case you weren't already a little nervous or uneasy going in to the dental clinic, the doorstop at my dentist's front door will fix that for you.
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Sculpture of a rock with a zipper mouth behind which can be seen an uncannily-realistic set of teeth.
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Email Tracking and Paperless Banking
Dan's paperless baking gets taken away when he doesn't consent to them tracking when and where he reads their emails.
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A New Way to Be Creepy on Facebook
Breakup Notifier is a useful - no, wait, that other thing: creepy - new service that lets you know when the relationship status of somebody you have a crush on changes, maximising your chance to exploit the window of opportunity in their romantic availability. Feel dirty yet? Wait until you read Dan's suggestions to improve the tool's profitability.