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Tag: cooking

  • A pair of tattie scone quesadillas sizzling in a pan.

    Scottish-Mexican Fusion Cookery

    Haggis tacos? Tattie scone quesadillas? Bean chilli stovies? I'm convinced there's mileage in Scottish-Mexican fusion cuisine, and I want to persuade you too.

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    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 21 February, 2023
  • Two bowls of porridge with sultanas, each topped with a jumbo marshmallow (one pink, one white) being toasted by a blowtorch (mostly off-camera).

    Kids: We want porridge for breakfast.
    Me: How do you want it?
    Kids: Surprise us.
    Presenting... oatmeal, honey and sultanas with a toasted marshmallow.

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    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 October, 2022
  • Pizza in an oven, fire raging behind and jumping onto the floor of the oven.

    Further Lessons in Wood-Fired Pizza

    Dan makes another attempt at cooking pizza in his wood-fired oven. It turns out better than last time, and he learns a lot.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (748 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 25 January, 2021
  • Pizza on fire in oven.

    How Not to use A Pizza Oven

    Dan gets a wood-fired oven for his birthday and immediately uses it to destroy several pieces of cookware. Made tasty pizza, though!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (487 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 8 January, 2021
  • Annabel making elderflower cordial

    Elderflower season is here once again and the eldest and I are kicking off our elderflower cordial production line!

    Read more - about 1 minutes (19 words)

    • Note
    • 6 comments
    • posted 2 June, 2019
  • Cooling rack full of rustic bagels.

    Festive Cranberry & Cinnamon Bagels

    Dan shares a recipe for delicious and highly-seasonal bagels.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (705 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 18 December, 2018
  • How to Poach an Egg and Leave a Marriage

    by Brandy Jensen ...

    Set a timer. Cook the eggs for precisely three minutes and not a second longer.

    Everyone thinks they have a sense of how time passes, but it’s crucial to use a timer. You are never as right as you think. Three minutes goes by more quickly than you expect. Six years even quicker.

    ...

    …

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    • Repost
    • posted 11 December, 2018
  • Paul's lunch on this day 13 years ago: Birmingham Egg with Naan Bread

    On This Day In 2005

    On this day in 2005 Paul made the Internet a fraction of a percent more-weird by cooking and eating a "Birmingham Egg". Dan's just resurrected the web page about it. You know: for posterity.

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    • Article
    • posted 27 March, 2018
  • Oil Well

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    • Repost
    • posted 6 July, 2015
  • The completed pizza cake, ready to be sliced.

    Pizza Cake

    When you make a pizza on top of a pizza on top of a pizza on top of a pizza, and bake them together, you get... pizza cake. Which sadly sounds (and smells) better than it is.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (862 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 4 October, 2014
  • Image representing post: Matt P makes pancakes

    Matt P makes pancakes



    Three on the go at once; with moderate "flipping" success. Sometimes. Except for the one that gets stuck.

    Note Matt's look of concentration: that's an essential part of the process.

    The hiss in the background in the extractor fan. Sorry about that.

    Also available on YouTube.

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    • Video
    • posted 23 June, 2013
  • Chopping onions on a tube train

    Is somebody chopping onions on this tube train? Oh wait: yes, actually.

    AltChopping onions on a tube train

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    • Repost
    • posted 9 July, 2012
  • Image representing post: How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don't Eat Your Meat?

    How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don't Eat Your Meat?

    To those of you that don't know already, I have a confession to make. After years of picking holes in and finding flaws in their various ethical or other arguments and of mocking their dietary choices, I've become... a vegetarian.



    Okay, this probably wasn't actually a shock to anybody. Between the observations of the barbeque food …

    Read more - about 10 minutes (2183 words)

    • Article
    • 18 comments
    • posted 7 August, 2011
  • A pan of chilli and a pan of rice

    Face-Burning Chilli

    Many of you reading this will have eaten one of my chilli con carnes before, where I've used my Da Bomb: The Final Answer hot sauce in the recipe before (original recipe). For those not in-the-know, when cooking chilli to feed four or so, I tend to use the following system to measure the hot …

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    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 16 May, 2005
  • Kit enjoiys his lunch break

    Freshers’ Fayre

    Freshers' Fayre was a success, as Kit reports. Although it must be said that he's probably right to be concerned that this may be the last year we're able to pull such a stunt. Which is a real shame. We worked really hard - harder than we ever do at the jobs from which we …

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    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 30 September, 2004

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