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Tag: children

  • It's the Third of Bleptember, and this routine-loving pupper is still confused by the fact that the elder child doesn't come on the school-run morning walk any more, instead leaving early to catch the bus to her new school. Look at those big anxious eyes, poor thing!

    Full image of A French Bulldog wearing a harness stands in a cluttered hallway, looking sideways through an open door. Her tongue is sticking slightly out.
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    A French Bulldog wearing a harness stands in a cluttered hallway, looking sideways through an open door. Her tongue is sticking slightly out.

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    • posted 3 September, 2025
  • The Second of Bleptember brought back the morning school run into this doggo's routine. And while she was glad of the extra walk, she also seemed glad of the opportunity to lie down in a quiet, child-free hallway upon our return home.

    Full image of A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on a rug, with her tongue sticking out almost enough to touch the floor.
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    A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on a rug, with her tongue sticking out almost enough to touch the floor.

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    • posted 2 September, 2025
  • The dog came out for a walk with the eldest kid and I, but we couldn't stop her sticking her head down rabbitholes!

    Full image of In a grassy field, a girl in a red dress and comfortable boots kneels with her head completely vanished down a rabbit hole.
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    In a grassy field, a girl in a red dress and comfortable boots kneels with her head completely vanished down a rabbit hole.

    (Oh, and the dog kept doing it, too.)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 31 August, 2025
  • Looking forward to the school run starting again next week... so I get a bonus excuses for walks around our beautiful village!

    Full image of Paddock with horses under a sky of mixed clouds and an arching rainbow.
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    Paddock with horses under a sky of mixed clouds and an arching rainbow.

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    • posted 29 August, 2025
  • A car dashboard with five amber and one red warning lights lit.

    Heterophonic Homonyms

    On a car journey on which they'd otherwise have been fighting, the kids helped me start a collection of heterophonic homonyms - words that are spelled the same but have different pronunciations and meanings. I've got nine of them now in English, and maybe two in other languages... can you help me find some more?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (935 words)

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    • 51 comments
    • posted 30 July, 2025
  • A hand-coloured card, saying 'Thank you so much', with a child's drawing of somebody talking about Bell Beaker people and a photo of Dan showing pictures of pots to a class of schoolchildren.

    The Local Historian

    This week I (again) helped share my knowledge about a nearby stone circle and henge with a group of children from the local school. And I was overjoyed to receive the most-delightful handmade 'thank you' card from the class.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (526 words)

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    • posted 10 July, 2025
  • Pretty sure there isn't a prize for Throwing Wet Sponges At Children during the graduating year's "fun run" at the school sports day... but just like the kids are asked to, I'm going to try my best. 😁

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    • posted 25 June, 2025
  • Happy Stone Circle Sunday! The youngest and I went out to Avebury Henge, the world's largest neolithic standing stone circle and henge.

    Full image of On verdant grass and under clear skies, a boy in a white-and-blue 'Sonic the Hedgehog' t-shirt strolls in front of a line of about half a dozen enormous standing stones.
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    On verdant grass and under clear skies, a boy in a white-and-blue 'Sonic the Hedgehog' t-shirt strolls in front of a line of about half a dozen enormous standing stones.

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    • posted 15 June, 2025
  • I don't want to withdraw any of our children from sec [sic] education lessons.

    Full image of Part of an email, written in Comic Sans, reading: Ages 10 – 11 Puberty for boys and girls revisited. Understanding conception to the birth of a baby. Becoming a teenager. All lessons are taught using correct terminology, child-friendly language and diagrams. / Content on relationships is compulsory for all children as well as work on reproduction and body parts, which is also covered as part of science lessons. However, parents can decide to withdraw their child from sex education lessons. Class teachers can provide more information if you wish to discuss this with your child’s teacher. / If you would like to withdraw your child from sec education lessons, then please put this in writing by the end of this week 6th June.
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    Part of an email, written in Comic Sans, reading: Ages 10 – 11 Puberty for boys and girls revisited. Understanding conception to the birth of a baby. Becoming a teenager. All lessons are taught using correct terminology, child-friendly language and diagrams. / Content on relationships is compulsory for all children as well as work on reproduction and body parts, which is also covered as part of science lessons. However, parents can decide to withdraw their child from sex education lessons. Class teachers can provide more information if you wish to discuss this with your child’s teacher. / If you would like to withdraw your child from sec education lessons, then please put this in writing by the end of this week 6th June.

    However they're spelled, they're a great idea, and I'm grateful to live in a part of the world where their existence isn't the target of religious politics.

    But if I can withdraw consent to receiving emails about sex education in Comic Sans then that'd be great, thanks. πŸ˜…

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 2 June, 2025
  • Today's Hide And Seek With The Kids is brought to you by the Bishop's Palace, St. David's, Wales.

    Full image of Dan crouches on a stone spiral staircase.
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    Dan crouches on a stone spiral staircase.

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    • posted 25 May, 2025
  • What's that, girl? Two children are lost somewhere in this bookshop?

    Yeah, I should probably find them and take them home for lunch.

    Full image of Dan, in a bookshop, holds a book called How To Speak Dog, alongside a French Bulldog.
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    Dan, in a bookshop, holds a book called How To Speak Dog, alongside a French Bulldog.

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    • posted 10 May, 2025
  • An 8-year-old boy in a white t-shirt and shorts crouches on a grassy trail, alongside a panting French Bulldog. The boy is holding a large green test tube.

    Found GC5FGMC R65: Hazelborough 1: Abby's woofday cache

    This checkin to GC5FGMC R65: Hazelborough 1: Abby's woofday cache reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Found after a brief hunt with the help of a boy and his dog. Definitely needed the hint! TFTC!
    AltAn 8-year-old boy in a white t-shirt and shorts crouches on a grassy trail, …

    Read more - about 1 minutes (19 words)

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    • posted 27 April, 2025
  • Dan crouches alongside an 8-year-old boy in a forest.

    Found GC9KWV4 Hazelborough trail

    This checkin to GC9KWV4 Hazelborough trail reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Found after an extended hunt with the younger child.
    AltDan helps a child open a small geocache container, in a forest.
    A tough search: we were glad of the CO's recent comment to reassure us it's …

    Read more (28 words)

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    • to GC9KWV4
    • posted 27 April, 2025
  • Y'all seemed to enjoy the "overworld" map I shared the other day, so here's another "feelie" from my kids' ongoing D&D campaign.

    The party has just arranged for passage aboard a pioneering (and experimental) Elvish airship. Here's a deck plan (only needs a "you are here" dot!) to help them get their bearings.

    Full image of In the style of a passenger ferry, a floorplan for a dirigible, weighted down by polyhedral dice. Fantasy world quirks like bilingual text in Common and Elvish and the emergency exit sign depicting a fleeing witch complete the effect.
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    In the style of a passenger ferry, a floorplan for a dirigible, weighted down by polyhedral dice. Fantasy world quirks like bilingual text in Common and Elvish and the emergency exit sign depicting a fleeing witch complete the effect.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 April, 2025
  • In preparation for Family D&D Night (and with thanks to my earlier guide to splicing maps together!), I've finally completed an expanded "overworld" map for our game world. So far, the kids have mostly hung around on the North coast of the Central Sea, but they're picked up a hook that may take them all the way across to the other side... and beyond?

    Banana for scale.

    (If your GMing for kids, you probably already know this, but "feelies" go a long way. All the maps. All the scrolls. Maybe even some props. Go all in. They love it.)

    Full image of On a dining table lies a old-style map comprised of 12 sheets of A4 paper, sellotaped together. The map shows the 'Central Sea', an inlet from the 'Terminic Ocean', around which various settlements, forests, mountain ranges, and swamps can be found. An underripe banana sits in one corner of the map, weighing it down.
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    On a dining table lies a old-style map comprised of 12 sheets of A4 paper, sellotaped together. The map shows the 'Central Sea', an inlet from the 'Terminic Ocean', around which various settlements, forests, mountain ranges, and swamps can be found. An underripe banana sits in one corner of the map, weighing it down.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 18 April, 2025

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