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Tag: burger king

  • Scene from Futurama, showing a display of Lightspeed Briefs with the slogan 'as seen in your dreams'.

    Ad Infinitum

    An excellent article by Matthias Ott describes Google's promised AI-first search experience, which dispenses with search results entirely and just uses an LLM (plus sponsored content seamlessly woven in), keeping you entirely within the search giant's ecosystem and minimising how much they cite their sources. As you might imagine, I have some Opinions too.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 15 June, 2026
  • Marketing photograph showing Burger King's "Whopper" burger.

    Crowdsourced Burger Photography

    If I were crowned Burger King, I'd try to distract people from the marketing lawsuit farce by crowdsourcing my food photos...

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    • Note
    • posted 2 September, 2023
  • Burger King Love Us

    A new-looking manager (young, with a shiny badge) is making Changes at the Burger King around the corner from us. From Monday, the entire restaurant will become No Smoking (yay!), and the old upstairs toilets - once closed owing to vandalism - have been re-opened. Claire and I were in there this evening, discussing our โ€ฆ

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    • Note
    • posted 4 February, 2004
  • Cool Thing Of The Day

    Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #34:

    Go into Burger King, and ask for an nuclear-powered intercontinental ballistic duck-burger, with medium fries and a Sprite. Get rather upset when they refuse to serve a nuclear-powered intercontinental ballistic duck-burger. Ask them what kind of establishment they are, anyway, โ€ฆ

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    • Article
    • posted 31 October, 1999
  • Cool Thing Of The Day

    Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #9:

    Steal a flag from a golf course, and, without the aid of alcohol, smuggle it through town, into and out of burger king, and onto campus, with the overall aim of setting up your own course near your room, and โ€ฆ

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    • Article
    • posted 5 October, 1999

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