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Tag: anguish languish

  • Image representing post: How far back in time can you understand English?

    How far back in time can you understand English?

    Colin Gorrie wrote an excellent blog post last month, in the style of a travel blog but where every couple of paragraphs the blogger jumped back a hundred years in time, switching to an earlier dialect of English as they do so, until they become gradually unintelligible to most readers. Fascinating.

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    • posted 11 March, 2026
  • A car dashboard with five amber and one red warning lights lit.

    Heterophonic Homonyms

    On a car journey on which they'd otherwise have been fighting, the kids helped me start a collection of heterophonic homonyms - words that are spelled the same but have different pronunciations and meanings. I've got nine of them now in English, and maybe two in other languages... can you help me find some more?

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    • posted 30 July, 2025
  • Image representing post: What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?

    What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?

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    I'm reminded of an old joke (best read aloud), which I'll repeat for your amusement:
    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, โ€ฆ

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  • Spee Kin Dork Weans Anguish

    Darn desk covers eh Anguish languish, you sing eat toucan fusion Hanoi owl office fronds.

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    • posted 11 June, 2012

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