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Tag: 2004-07-11 fully recovered

  • Suz. And Naivety.

    Just been having on online chat with Suz:

    (15:53:41) Dan: It [an online weather forecast on a web site I run] says we should expect a wet weekend, clearing up for an overcast week.
    (15:53:54) Suz: and who puts it on the web site?
    (15:53:59) Dan: The BBC.
    (15:53:59) Suz: i always thought it was paul
    (15:54:02) Suz: oh
    (15:54:06) Dan: …

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    • Article
    • posted 9 July, 2004
  • How To Make Invisibility Paint

    (shamelessly stolen from http://www.mud.co.uk/richard/sbos18.htm)

    How To Make Invisibility Paint
    If you put invisibility paint on anything, it turns it invisible. Here's how to make invisibility paint:

    Start by taking a large tin, which must be able to hold enough paint to fill it. Take one ordinary apple (or, if you don't have an ordinary apple, a doughnut-shaped one). …

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    • Article
    • posted 8 July, 2004
  • Fucking Car Alarm

    Somebody's parked a car opposite our house and left it there, last night. It keeps on setting off it's own alarm (a noisy horn-and-siren affair) - about once ever two hours, for about a quarter of an hour during the night. This morning, it's been consistently going off for the last half hour: it keeps …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 July, 2004
  • Image representing post: The Register Takes Off In Aberystwyth

    The Register Takes Off In Aberystwyth

    The Register have this story and photo, taken in Aberystwyth: can anybody identify the woman in the picture?

    Read more - about 1 minutes (18 words)

    • Note
    • posted 2 July, 2004
  • Letters After My Name

    Results day today, and so I finally get to find out whether or not I get a degree in exchange for my last five years at University. And I do. I'm now entitled to put letters after my name, which is nice.

    I've got a lower second, which is (I know) less than I'm capable of, …

    Read more (97 words)

    • Note
    • posted 30 June, 2004
  • Back From Malawi

    Yay! I'm back in Aberystwyth!

    For my next task, I'm going to have to sift through over 7 hours of video footage of my trip, to produce DVDs for the consumption of the cycling team. Which is nice.

    It feels good to be back in Aber (it feels good not to be eating nsima!). To give me …

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    • Article
    • posted 30 June, 2004
  • It’s Not Just A Games Console…

    ...it fits in your living room, detects intruders, and has a 3-year warranty!

    For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, go have a play with my latest software toy, Product 'X'. Eventually, we'll be able to replace both innovators and (more importantly) marketers with a system like this: it generates instant …

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    • Article
    • posted 15 June, 2004
  • It’s Like An Umbrella, But It Can Be Deployed Within Minutes

    This'll be a giggle. I've got a little project on the go that should amuse you all for a good few minutes (we've all been laughing our socks off here at it this evening). Given my way, I'll be deploying it tomorrow afternoon.

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    • Note
    • posted 15 June, 2004
  • Pre-Malawi Update

    Here's the state of play before I leave Aber for awhile, in answer to all the questions that people keep on asking me and that therefore I ought to answer in a centralised manner, here, to save them from doing so (and me from repeatedly having to say the same replies):

    Yes, I leave for Malawi …

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    • Article
    • posted 14 June, 2004
  • I’m Not The Only One

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Badger badger badger,
    Mushroom mushroom.

    Apart from Claire, is there anybody else who doesn't find that funny? Claire claimed that nobody does, but both Bryn and Paul laughed.

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    • Note
    • posted 12 June, 2004
  • Some People Should Not Be Allowed On The Internet

    http://bash.org/?104052

    In related news, I hear that some folks have been arrested on suspicion of being behind the Half-Life 2 code thefts. Maybe Valve were waiting for the arrest to be made so they could get their code back. =o)

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    • Note
    • posted 11 June, 2004
  • The Importance Of A Sensible Patent System In Europe

    If Haydn had patented "a symphony, characterised by that sound is produced [ in extended sonata form ]", Mozart would have been in trouble.

    Click Here -- Sign The Petition
    Just thought I'd share that link with you. This is something which could eventually affect the way we all use computers. To those of you …

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    • Article
    • posted 8 June, 2004
  • You Know Your Program Is Convoluted When…

    ...the client calls up and says, "I'm not sure if this is a bug... or a feature... but -"

    Bovini is fucking scary these days.

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    • Note
    • posted 8 June, 2004
  • The Doctor That DOESN’T Just Tell You What You Want To Hear

    I went to the doctor this morning to discuss the side-effects of the lariam tablets. I'd made the appointment just a week ago, when I was still having weird mood swings and not being able to sleep, like, at all. Since my last tablet, though, last Tuesday, I've been pretty much fine: nothing worse than …

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    • Article
    • posted 7 June, 2004
  • Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

    Watched Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind last night with Claire and Paul. It's an absolutely stunning film (currently ranking at #49 in the IMDB's top 250 films list), a must-see! Go watch it! But try to know as little as you can about it before you do; it'll only improve the expeirence.

    In other news, …

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 3 June, 2004

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