Review of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

This review originally appeared on Steam. See more reviews by Dan.

Spectacular, deep, enormous, living world. And I just wanted to explore it, take on epic quests, carve out a legacy as an adventurer.

But then I took an arrow in the knee.

Seriously though: an awesome game. I spent 85+ hours playing it before I got to the end of the main quest line, and there’s still a lot I’d like to go back and do, so it’s one of the best value video games I’ve played in a long while. Go get it.

Review of Beat Hazard

This review originally appeared on Steam. See more reviews by Dan.

Man, I play so much of this game. Whether you’ve got an hour to spare or just three minutes, there’s nothing like firing up Beat Hazard and blasting aliens to the sound of your favourite music, turned up nice and loud. And with the new DLC, Beat Hazard Ultra, it’s even more awesome (although the new points system takes some getting used to).

If Asteroids was invented today, by somebody who enjoyed Dance Dance Revolution, this would be it. Kick-ass.

Review of Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude (PC CD)

This review originally appeared on Amazon. See more reviews by Dan.

Moderately Amusing; But Somewhat Repetitive

Sadly, the dramatic graphical improvements over the previous ‘Larry’ games is countered by a significant reduction in playability. Most of the sub-quests come down to one of five or six of the same mini-games, over and over again. The scenes and situations that little Larry Lovage finds himself in are amusing, and after a while you’ll find yourself playing the games just to see more of the plot unfold.

If you like playing the same old “bash the buttons in the correct order” mini-games again and again, this’ll suit you. But if you’d rather just see the plot tick by you’re better spending your money on seeing a movie.

Review of Enter the Matrix (PC)

This review originally appeared on Amazon. See more reviews by Dan.

Released Five Months Too Soon

As a professional software developer (and an avid fan of The Matrix), I can tell you what went wrong with this game: it was released too soon! While great in principle – and a fantastic idea – it is let down terribly by the fact that it looks and feels like it’s been released early in order to meet the film’s release date.

It needs another five months work to be of release standard. While it has some cool features, it’s buggy as hell, has some major user interface issues, and some graphical and AI glitches. I’d love to think that they’ll release an update patch to fix these, but as their primary market is console owners, I sadly doubt that this will happen.

I bought my copy on the day of it’s release. I’ll be selling it as soon as I find someone to palm it off onto.

 

Review of Windows XP Home Edition Upgrade

This review originally appeared on Amazon. See more reviews by Dan.

Use Windows XP Pro

The XP Suite of Operating Systems IS good, but why go for the Home edition? It’s fundamentally crippled. Most of the code remains the same as for the Professional edition, but the majority of the really useful features have been disabled.

Splash out a little more money and get the Professional edition.