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  • Screenshot showing this blog post.

    Digital Dustbusting

    I've been doing a bit of tidying-up of the mess that is my personal Internet hosting. I've made a lot of progress, but the rest is probably going to have to wait until later in the year.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1091 words)

    • Article
    • posted 2 October, 2024
  • Image representing post: What if Emails were Multilingual?

    What if Emails were Multilingual?

    Wouldn't it be nice if there were a standard for multilingual emails? Oh wait, there is! Let's see how it works, and whether it's (ever going to be) ready for mainstream use...

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1366 words)

    • Article
    • posted 28 September, 2024
  • Fake web screenshot showing turdpress.com, "WordPress... But Shit".

    WP Engine's Three Problems

    Matt Mullenweg kicked off a battle of words between Automattic and the WordPress Foundation and hosting company WP Engine. Without weighing in on the legal aspects (IANAL), I've written up my thoughts.

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1775 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 21 comments
    • posted 26 September, 2024
  • A 'full set' of white polyhedral dice commonly-used by roleplayers - a D4, D6, D8, two D10s, a D12, and a D20 - sit half-submerged in a red liquid.

    D20 with Advantage

    D&D players spend a lot of time rolling D20s. Sometimes they 'roll with advantage' - that is, roll two dice and take the largest. Last night I dreamed I derived the probability matrix for such rolls, and it got me thinking... could you construct a single die that rolls 'D20 with Advantage'?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (813 words)

    • Article
    • posted 12 September, 2024
  • Digital calendar showing a 'focus time - urgent meetings only' block clashing with four other events.

    Idea: Meeting Spoofer

    Coworkers keep scheduling meetings in periods you've blocked-off for no-meetings, head-down focus time? Maybe you should try scheduling fake meetings in those slots instead and see if they respect those any better! (But perhaps there's a bigger cultural issue you oughta look at instead.)

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1061 words)

    • Article
    • posted 5 September, 2024
  • Clearly-spammy message shown in a ticket management system.

    Roll Your Own Antispam

    The Web contact form of a nonprofit I founded started attracting a huge volume of spam, and conventional tools weren't helping. But a little analysis allowed us to block almost all of it without compromising on accessibility, privacy, or the false-positive rate.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (710 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 August, 2024
  • Close-up in-game screenshot of Aloy, the protagonist of Horizon: Forbidden West, drawing back an arrow in her bow.

    2024 in Videogames

    With my busy schedule, I appreciate a video game that I can pick-up-and-drop at will and a prefer depth rather than quantity of content. This year, I've played and can recommend three games in particular - Horizon: Forbidden West, Thank Goodness You're Here!, and Tactical Breach Wizards.

    Read more - about 9 minutes (1930 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • posted 27 August, 2024
  • Dan, a microphone in front of him, smiles at the camera.

    So... I'm A Podcast

    As you might have already noticed, I started a podcast. Let's take a look (or listen!) into how and why I adapted my WordPress installation to double as a podcast host, and discuss what kind of content you're likely to find on it...

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1390 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 1 comment
    • posted 22 August, 2024
  • Comparison image showing original, websafe, and dithered-websafe images, zoomed in so that you can see the speckling of random noise in the dithered version.

    Even More 1999!

    Regular commenter Spencer wrote an SVG filter to improve my "1999 Mode", and it's excellent. But it got me thinking about how it doesn't exactly replicate the feel of my 90s Web pages, which featured extensive dithering.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1206 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 21 August, 2024
  • 14 adults, 8 children, and a dog stand on/in front of a garden climbing frame: Dan is in the centre.

    Easy Socialising

    This weekend a bunch of old Abnibbers - folks I spent much of my time with 20 years ago - plus their children and dogs came over to visit, and I was delighted with how relatively-effortless it was to hang out with them despite not seeing some of them in-person for multiple years.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (612 words)

    • Article
    • posted 20 August, 2024
  • A blog comment by Pablo Picasso, in his blue period, of a ladybird saying "hi".

    Draw Me a Comment!

    Instead of typing a comment for me to read, you can now draw one! Please don't make me regret this, Internet (๐Ÿ†).

    Read more (300 words)

    • Article
    • 44 comments
    • posted 15 August, 2024
  • Screenshot showing an email allegedly from Fulwood Academy to Dan Q.

    Permanent Record

    I spent my school years being told that things would go on my permanent record. But it looks like that's not so-permanent as I was lead to believe.

    Read more (322 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 2 August, 2024
  • Source code for a post on DanQ.me, being searched for unnecessary HTML closing tags. No results are found.

    Tidying WordPress's HTML

    My blog theme runs Tidy on the HTML output to help standardise it and make it more human-readable. I thought I might be the only person to care about such things, but it turns out that Terence Eden does too, so I've open-sourced my approach.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (740 words)

    • Article
    • posted 31 July, 2024
  • In Community Season 4, Episode 8 (Herstory of Dance), Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase), wearing an Inspector Spacetime t-shirt, sits in a computer lab.

    Shared Email Addresses

    I've long mocked people who've opted to use email addresses that they share with their partner, or email addresses that are tied to their geographic location... but it turns out that I've been doing the same thing for years, albeit only with aliases.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (846 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 July, 2024
  • Dan poses in front of circa 1999 and present-day copies of his blog, both showing posts from January 1999.

    Blogging Like It's 1999

    After looking at a 1999 screenshot of my blog, I was inspired to implement an alternate theme for my blog today, that brings back the feel of the Web of the last millenium. And you can try it!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (748 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 27 July, 2024

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