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Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The ID Card But Were Afraid To Ask
The Register are running an article about the new UK ID card, and what it all means. They're always a great source of information on such things, if slightly cynical... and this document is no exception. Go read it. Then throw rocks at Mr. Blunkett. <grin>
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Last Few Dreams
Last night's dream
Claire was complaining at me because I'd bought online driving lessons, which she considered to be significantly worse value for money than 'traditional' ones. I argued that I didn't actually want the lessons, but they were only 10p each and I only had 20p pieces and I needed 10p pieces, so I bought … -
Morning Mysteries 1 - 1 Scatman Dan
I woke up this morning to two mysteries:
1. Why had I set my alarm for 8:30am?
2. Why do I have a nose bleed?
I've solved the former: Claire needs to move her car (which is parked on double-yellows outside) or she'll get ticketed when the morning wardens come by (morning wardens? they're like traffic wardens, but … -
All Questions Answered
Have you seen AQA (All Questions Answered), a new online/SMS service? The idea is that you text message a question to 63336 (only on O2, Vodafone, and Orange, right now: costs £1) and their server uses a clever combination of intelligent algorithms, data mining, and human researchers to provide you with an answer.
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Just Plain Weird; And Other Observations About The World
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This is just plain weird. How to perform a fecalectomy on a keyring.
I've got some damn cool new board … -
Dissertation Hand-In
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I handed in my dissertation yesterday. What a farce. Here's the approximate order of things.
08:30 - Get up. Compile a postscript (.ps) copy of my dissertation, and upload both … -
Wargames As Public Acceptance
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There's a lot of defence for wargames, as Command & Conquer: Generals to see how far this can be … -
MY DISSERTATION IS DONE!
At long last, after many nights (and days) slog, my dissertation is done. Enormous thanks to everybody who provided feedback to the developmental copies (don't make any more comments now, 'cos I've "gone gold" with it). Tomorrow I hand it in and I'm rid of it forever, yay!!!
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Dissertation Proofreaders Needed
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I'm looking for help proofreading my dissertation. If you've been invited to, or you'd like to help, please go to https://danq.me/diss/, download the latest version, and post any comments … -
Oh! You’re Going To Malawi? While You’re There, Pick Me Up Some AA Batteries…
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As most of my readers will probably be aware, I'll later this year be cycling around Malawi as a sponsored stunt with Cycle Tracks: "A Truly Charitable Bike Ride … -
More Celebrations
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[chez geek card]
Yay. Now I'm in a fab bouncey mood and ready to crack on with the next 10,000 words of my dissertation.
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Last Night’s Dream
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Last night's dream was somewhat weird. Like so many of mine:
I'm travelling by train with Claire. We're going to … -
Futurama’s Coming Back
Okay, it's not certain yet, but Wired News reports that it, and Family Guy (also killed by Fox) will make a comeback on Cartoon Network, with new episodes sponsored by the channel.
Yay. And, indeed, hey.
And in other news, to celebrate the change of name from Lindows to Linspire, Lindows.com are giving away copies of Linspire. … -
A Demonstration Of The Next Generation Of ‘Phishing’ Attacks
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Two Men, Two Bikes, One Wall
After the success of yesterday's run, today I was exhausted. The weather was horrific, and we found ourselves having to pedal hard to get DOWNhill.
On my account, we had to take several extended breaks, which had us arrive in Stornoway, isle of Lewis, half an hour outside of our target window. I just collasped into …