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  • Annotated photo of Dan, a white man with blue hair, on a brackeney Lake District hillside, with arrows in the background identifying the location of 'fleeblewidget' and 'the kids'.

    Found GC2BJTQ Noah's Cache

    Came out for a walk with my Ruth and the kids. While Ruth sat on a rock and the kids went with their uncle up to explore a small cave above, I broke from the path to find this cache. QEF in the second host I looked at.

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    • Checkin
    • to GC2BJTQ
    • posted 20 December, 2025
  • Image representing post: Actually, Yes! (that IS what my birth certificate says)

    Actually, Yes! (that IS what my birth certificate says)

    There's a certain kind of person who, upon hearing my unusual name, immediately asks whether that's what's on my birth certificate (with an underlying implication that it's not my 'real' name, whatever that means, if it isn't). Well: as of this week, thanks to a quirk in Scottish law, the name I've used every day for almost two decades DOES appear my birth certificate. Fuck the haters.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (522 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 4 comments
    • posted 18 December, 2025
  • Screenshot from a future version of the DanQ.me homepage, showing a cartoon drawing of Dan waving, alongside a drop-down menu with options to customise his hair and t-shirt colour.

    For anyone who :has :not yet seen the magic of modern CSS

    CSS is all grown-up, and the combination of nested selectors, variables, :not, and :has unlocks a wealth of potential for interactivity and customisation without resorting to (the slower and brittler approach of) JavaScript. Let me show you two examples from my recent editor history.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (684 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 17 December, 2025
  • Screenshot of a form for an 'Ideal Conditions Calculator', with a text box into which to type the thing you're procrastinating on doing.

    Ideal Conditions Calculator

    Waiting for the ideal time to finally do that thing you've been procrastinating on? Greg's clever new micro-site will help you decide the perfect time to do it (and no, it doesn't necessarily just say "now!").

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 15 December, 2025
  • I'm not sure which of our children was last in this bath, but the configuration in which they've left their toys makes me feel as though I'm the subject of some kind of waterfowl-related shunning.

    Perhaps they finally got wind or my heretical opinions on the God of Ducks (may he throw us bread) and they've collectively decided to disassociate from me?

    Full image of Four thematic rubber ducks sit along the edge of a fitted white bathtub, seemingly deliberate in their placement which sees them facing directly away from the bather and towards various shampoo bottles and a candle in a glass.
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    Four thematic rubber ducks sit along the edge of a fitted white bathtub, seemingly deliberate in their placement which sees them facing directly away from the bather and towards various shampoo bottles and a candle in a glass.

    • Note
    • posted 14 December, 2025
  • A few pockets of the morning's freezing fog still cling to the hedgerows as the dog and I set out on a chilly West Oxfordshire morning walk.

    Full image of A French Bulldog trots along a concrete slab farm track alongside fallow fields bordered by mist, hedges, and distant flanking hills.
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    A French Bulldog trots along a concrete slab farm track alongside fallow fields bordered by mist, hedges, and distant flanking hills.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 13 December, 2025
  • Obviously I wasn't planning on going to the US anytime soon, but if I did... they might struggle with my visa application when I put every "email address I've used for the last 10 years" on, because I actively use a variety of catch-all domains/subdomains.

    I've probably missed some addresses (e.g. to which I've only ever received spam that's since been deleted), but a conservative estimate of the number of personal email addresses which I've sent mail from or to would be... 7,669 email addresses. ๐Ÿคฃ

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 12 December, 2025
  • Image of owls on a webpage, with a 'zoom in' cursor superimposed over the image, and a 'pointer' cursor over the 'alt' button in the corner.

    CSS Lightbox with Alt Text Viewer

    Off the back of my details/summary-based semantic HTML+CSS lightbox, I've come up with a way to add Mastodon-like 'show alt text' widgets in the same way, and I'll be applying both to images on my blog's new theme, in the New Year.

    Read more (418 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 December, 2025
  • Since I relaunched freedeedpoll.org.uk three months ago (with new features) and made an explanatory demo video, the volume and kinds of questions I've been emailed has... become larger and more diverse.

    I still get questions about childrens' names and citizenship and gender recognition certificates and things.

    But now I also get questions like "how do I print multiple copies of the PDF?" and "why does my homemade deed poll not have a serial number?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Note
    • posted 8 December, 2025
  • Not sure I'm a fan of these new ultra-minimalist Christmas trees.

    Full image of Display bed of Christmas trees outside a hardware store except each pot, labelled with its species and approximate height, is empty.
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    Display bed of Christmas trees outside a hardware store except each pot, labelled with its species and approximate height, is empty.

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 7 December, 2025
  • For the last few years I've been running a proxy of the BBC News RSS feeds (https://bbc-feeds.danq.dev) that strips out duplicate content, non-news content, and (optionally) sports news.

    This weekend, for the first time, somebody asked if it could produce an edition that included only the sports content. Which turned out to be slightly more difficult, because it's the kind of scope-creep that my "uninterested-in-sports-news" brain couldn't conceive that anybody would want! But I got there in the end.

    If anybody's looking for their fill of "BBC News Feeds... But Better!", give it a look.

    • Note
    • 13 comments
    • posted 6 December, 2025
  • Woodcraft Folk statement on the exclusion of trans children from Girlguiding

    Girlguiding UK recently opted not to modernise their articles, meaning that their interpretation of the Supreme Court's misguided decision necessarily excludes trans girls and young women from Girlguiding. So it was heartening to read this statement from Woodcraft Folk, reaffirming that their support for trans kids is fundamental and unwavering.

    Read more (321 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 4 December, 2025
  • We got our dog a Christmas jumper.
    My favourite thing about it is that its coat hanger contains instructions for use:
    "Please insert dog" ๐Ÿคฃ

    Full image of Christmas jumper for a dog, featuring blue-and-white stripes and sequin Christmas trees; its hanger contains an arrow pointing down alongside the text 'please insert dog'.
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    Christmas jumper for a dog, featuring blue-and-white stripes and sequin Christmas trees; its hanger contains an arrow pointing down alongside the text 'please insert dog'.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 3 December, 2025
  • I find a lot of these "this company is tried to usurp your brand with Chinese domain name purchases" emails in my spam folder, corresponding to my (many) domains. They're a scam, of course: the scammer is trying to goad me into saying "No, please help protect my brand identity, I'll pay you over the odds for these .cn domains!"

    Full image of Screenshot of scam email which begins "Dear CEO, This is a formal email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have something to confirm with you. Baokang Ltd sent a request on December 3, 2025. They desire to register "danq" as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names..." and goes on to try to bait the recipient into replying and expressing an interest in the domain names mentioned.
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    Screenshot of scam email which begins "Dear CEO, This is a formal email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have something to confirm with you. Baokang Ltd sent a request on December 3, 2025. They desire to register "danq" as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names..." and goes on to try to bait the recipient into replying and expressing an interest in the domain names mentioned.

    But I've always wondered - what happens if you reply and say "Yes, Baokang Ltd DO represent my business interests in China, please go ahead and let them register these domains." I'd know that was a lie, and the scammer would know that was a lie (the company, if it even exists, is under their control in the first place)... but they can't admit that they know that.

    Anybody tried baiting this kind of scammer in that way before? (With the usual scambaiting precautions, of course!)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 3 December, 2025
  • Framegrab from an animation showing a grayscale image being 'pushed through' a threshold map to produce a dithered monochrome image.

    Dithering - Part 1

    I already understand how using a threshold map to perform dithering works... and yet I still appreciated this amazing visual explainer from Damar Berlari.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 2 December, 2025

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