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Author: Dan Q

Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog.

  • Back From Lancashire

    Spent the last four days in Lancashire and elsewhere in the North of England, visiting my folks (among other things). Details follow...

    Thursday 26th June 2003
    Linux Expo 2003, Birmingham
    Sorted out Claire's bank, packed bags, and set off for Birmingham to the last day of Linux Expo 2003 at the National Exhibition Centre, to meet up with …

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    • Article
    • posted 30 June, 2003
  • Seagulls

    Woken at 7am this morning by an irate Welsh fishmonger repeatedly ringing my doorbell. Apparently a swarm of ravenous seagulls invaded the street two hours prior and shredded my bin bags, scattering my litter across the street, and this was obviously entirely my fault because I shouldn't have put my bin bags out the night …

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    • Article
    • posted 24 June, 2003
  • Ice-Cream Van Hijacked

    How do you hold your head high in criminal circles after you pull off a crime like this:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3012692.stm

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    • Note
    • posted 23 June, 2003
  • Claire’s Back

    =o)

    Last night was fun. After spending most of a day hacking into the BBC's weather centre (I wanted a weather forecast XML stream, but couldn't find a free one, so with Kit's help I stole one instead), he, Claire (recently returned) and I went down to the beach after midnight with a bottle of Caern …

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    • Article
    • posted 23 June, 2003
  • Sleepless

    Completely exhausted. Can't sleep. Miss Claire.

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    • Note
    • posted 22 June, 2003
  • A Brighter Day

    I'm glad to report that I now feel that I have recovered from something that's afflicted me for most of the last year.

    As you may be aware, almost eleven months ago my girlfriend, Claire, and I got together. At the time, she'd recently started (in part by my orchestration) going out with De, a great …

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    • Article
    • posted 21 June, 2003
  • Roommate

    Apparantly I'm acquiring a roommate.

    My friend Kit already spends more of his life at my house than at his own. Today I found his electric shaver plugged in in my bathroom. I questioned him about it, and apparently I have a suitable electrical outlet whereas he doesn't, and this is the only reason, but I'm …

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    • posted 21 June, 2003
  • Clients Suck

    Nothing sucks more than flogging yourself to meet a deadline and provide a stunning piece of software to a client who doesn't give a shit.

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    • posted 20 June, 2003
  • Scanning And Zelda

    Talked with ICQ-friend Summer for the first time in over six months this afternoon, which was great, because I've missed chatting with her. Caught up on each other's news, then chatted about Love, Sex, and What It All Means for awhile. Refreshing. Made her promise to be online more often in future. We'll see.

    Couldn't be …

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    • Article
    • posted 19 June, 2003
  • Dreadful Deadlines

    Just been working like a demon towards a 13:00 deadline this afternoon, delivering a piece of software to a client. Barely made it, but what a buzz!!! Celebrated with a pub lunch with two colleagues, Lisa (the SQL Queen) and Alex (the CodeMonkey, our office pet).

    Claire called from Norfolk to say "Hi!" I'd have liked …

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    • posted 19 June, 2003
  • Norfolk

    Claire's gone to Norfolk to help her dad move house, among other things. She's back on Sunday.

    Played a little Zelda and wrote a little Three Rings code last night, but didn't do enough of either to be called 'productive'. Rather, I watched The Animatrix with Kit and drank Firestoker and Hobgoblin and Newcastle Brown Ale.

    I …

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    • posted 18 June, 2003
  • Friends

    It is Claire's birthday.

    "Our feet are going to get wet."

    Somebody had to say it. Somebody did.

    The waves roll up the beach, rustling gently against the smooth pebbles. Claire sits in front of me. Kit is to my side. The remaining embers of the fire flicker, as if trying to fight to hold onto the remains …

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    • posted 17 June, 2003
  • Practical Joke Of The Week

    Am pulling off a fantastic one against my girlfriend, Claire. On Friday, our landlord arrived with a plumber to replace the leaky taps in our bathroom. The new taps are very similar in design, but significantly taller. I didn't tell Claire that we have them.

    Yesterday - Saturday - night, after washing her hands, she remarked …

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    • Article
    • posted 15 June, 2003
  • Half-Life 2

    Pre-ordered Half-Life 2 from Amazon for Β£25 this evening. Sweet.

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    • posted 14 June, 2003
  • Makes You Feel Stupid

    Don't you feel really stupid when you plan to go via somewhere on the way to somewhere else, and completely forget about it. I managed that this morning: I'd put some keys in to get cut at the hardware shop around the corner from where I live, gone and bought my lunch from Somerfield, then …

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    • posted 13 June, 2003

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